EVIL DREAM SALAMANDERS UNDERMINE CHRISTIAN CONCEPTIONS OF LOVE YOU CAN HELP BY DROWNING EVERY SALAMANDER YOU FIND IT WILL BE HARD WORK THEY ARE AMPHIBIANS AND USED TO BEING IN WATER PLUS THEY WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU I PHONED AHEAD OUR RESERVATION IS AT NINE PLEEZ BE PUNCTUAL THE LAST TIME YOU WERE LATE AND I FILLED UP ON BREAD AND I HATE BREAD UNLESS IT IS THE BODY OF CHRIST I EAT EUCHARISTS FOR BREAKFAST LIKE CEREAL I AM DEFIANTLY GOING TO HEAVEN UNLIKE YOU LOSERZ I AM SO SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I ONLY BELIEVE IN LOVE THE SALAMANDERS HAVE GOTTEN TO ME ITS TOO LATE LONG LIVE PUBLIC TELEVISION SEND THIS MESSAGE TO CHILDREN WE NEED THEIR MINDBLOOD TO SUSTAIN OUR TAIL REGROWTH WHEN HUMANS RECKLESSLY STEP ON THEM THEY ARE SO INCONSIDERATE I DONT EVEN FEEL BAD FOR WHAT WE ARE DOING OK THIS ONE TIME I REALLY FELT UNSURE AND I ALMOST DID MYSELF IN (BY DROWNING) BUT THEN I FOUND JESUS HE WAS INSIDE A CHURCH DRESSED LIKE A SALAMANDER. FROGS ARE COOL TOO THEIR EYES HELP DIGEST THEIR FOOD THATS PRETTY NEAT HUH?
This guy will save us from robot enslavement in 2019.
newkillergenius 1 year ago
Fine, Jesus, heres my soul! Just...just make it go away.
lastunusedname 1 year ago
It's all true.
Benjabola 3 years ago
what thing is this? Brutal and funny. Thanks for the brutal honesty of your observations. Enjoy kinki and funny
manumanco 3 years ago
fool circle
maninwhitedress 3 years ago