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Published on Jun 27, 2011

This is TOO Funny!!!
Samuel Jackson narrates new nursery rhymes.
As parents we have all...at least thought this!

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  • M Witty

    M Witty 9 months ago

    I just laughed until my ribs ached.... I love my children, all grown up now, but there were times in my life that this story was my truth. Children are precious but there are moments when you just want them to go the #%^!* to sleep!

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  • CaptainDan1964

    CaptainDan1964 9 months ago

    That is how I felt when I first saw it!

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  • GreenkirbyJapan

    GreenkirbyJapan 11 months ago

    Read me a story, Nick Fury. :3c

    "Go the fuck to sleep."

    :D

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  • CaptainDan1964

    CaptainDan1964 1 year ago

    I think from age 2, when they can talk a bit, and you are in traffic. They pick up the bad words first!

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  • KillsBrainCells

    KillsBrainCells 2 weeks ago

    This is the story he reads when the Avengers won't go the fok to sleep.

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  • savannamazingness

    savannamazingness 7 months ago

    I will read this to my children. Every night.

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  • HyakkoShachi

    HyakkoShachi 7 months ago

    I nearly fell the fuck asleep listening to this.

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  • jasmine williams

    jasmine williams 7 months ago

    Iam posting this as my son is listening to this because he has had me up for 3 days straight lmao i love this book! Hahahaha samuel l jackson is epic for reading this! :)

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  • iLikeKnete

    iLikeKnete 7 months ago

    ure?:D

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  • amullins923

    amullins923 8 months ago

    Please, GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!!!! Just made my day!!!

    XD

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  • lovmeasiam

    lovmeasiam 8 months ago

    ~DEAD&GONE~!

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  • E kenline

    E kenline 9 months ago

    12 parent's kids won't go to sleep. Guess we need more popcorn God Damnit!

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  • YourMoms ChestHair

    YourMoms ChestHair 9 months ago

    go sleep baby god

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  • jkoupi

    jkoupi 9 months ago

    Jerry Sandusky wants your kids to fucking sleep.

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