Blanche the Jehovah's Witness

Blanche has some things to say about Satan.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jehovah's Witness
• Kyria Abrahams

[MisterBouncyBounce]

these days its practically impossible to tell the difference between satire and serious. this could easily be a SNL skit or a serious ramble of her beliefs. what these zealots don't seem to realize is that if paradise means seeing you there then send to that other place or destroy my ass, because living with you for an eternity is my idea of hell not heaven.

[kyriaabrahams]

@MisterBouncyBounce I hear that. I thought it was so ridiculous that it was clearly a joke, but, It's hard to tell, I guess, because people are actually this batshit.

[MrUAV100]

I know a load of witnesses and they NEVER say that if you're not a witness you will be destroyed. That is a very good way to scare people away from JW's. YOU don't know that God, Yahweh, Jehovah, or whatever you want to call him will kill a single Non WITNESS when his son comes back to destroy Satan.

[kyriaabrahams]

@MrUAV100 I grew up as a Jehovah's Witness, so I have to disagree with you. My own personal experience (as well as the experience of every ex-JW I know) is that they absolutely DO talk about how Jehovah will destroy the "wicked" at Armageddon. True, JWs don't claim to know exactly who will be saved, but they absolutely do say that everyone who doesn't accept Jehovah as their god will be killed. If they haven't said it to you, it's because they only say it among themselves. They're nasty.

[konspiracykid]

Aww Blanche. Come on babe, go and have a drink and meet a man. You nevah nevah nevah nevah nevah know.

[jehovahuponyou]

LMAO! LAWLESS? HEY, DEAR, YOU NEED TO TIDY UP A BIT BEFORE YOU REPRESENT THE JEHOPPERS WINKLERS - THEY HAVE A STANDARD TO UPHOLD - THEY SAY THEIR GOD SATAN IS BEAUTIFUL - SO, DEAR, GET YOU A MAKE-OVER AND SHINE FOR SATAN!

[WowFroob]

Your nephew is a faggot, you're a disgrace to humanity. Go fucking die in a hole.

[IWannabeJew]

You're a genius.  I wish you'd do more of these.

[basicman101]

Wow. She is an embarrassment to her spirit led Organization.

[confusedwithreligion]

You look so fucked up!Lay off the crack,get a job,get a life...that's more productive than your ridiculos video that doesn't make any sense!

[1mondobongo]

Random comment: "Every one I know has diabetes, and why?" Blah ha ha ha ha ah..... is funny cause is true! Blah ha ha ha ha ha, ahhh.

[1mondobongo]

Spot on! Known sooo many "Sisters" with the "Demon terrors"! Hilarious. You are a brilliant performer with a very small niche audience. Love it!

[5Dshapeshifter116]

Jehovahs witnesses make you believe the world is all evil thats why you see the world as evil, the media is only there to propagate fear, you see what you believe this is science, your perception brings in the set of experiences you expect to have at a subconcious level, the watchtower uses fear and guilt to fuel their religion, planting phobias of demons and devils and judgment day in peoples subconscious minds this is not healthy

[1972jefner]

This is how most of the people in my hall act like...Crazy as hell!!!

So glad to be out of there!!!!!