Zombie apocalypse

The zombie apocalypse could be near at hand, and we need to be prepared...

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[Elfulcrum777]

zombie apocalypse? lol it would fail quickly , first of all something that is dead can't walk the dead flesh dosn't have the strength Maggots and flies and other bugs would eat it away , and did any of you know that heat makes a corpse get bloated and explode? despite what max brooks says , and the cold also makes corpses collapse , plus we humans have to many weapons for such a useless creature to survive so no zombie apocalypse kids, now the robots on the other hand......

[jurassictimes]

Fast Rage (Still alive) Zombies are Fact.

Slow Undead Flesh Eating Zombies are Fiction.

Slow Undead Brain Eating Zombies are Even More fiction.

Fast Undead Brain Eating Zombies are just plain Fiction.

[Elfulcrum777]

@redline6871 you wouldn't be saying that when your trapped in a boarded up house with hordes of  zombies scratching and moaning at your door wanting to devour you( not that it will ever happen) but please don't lie to yourself

[Elfulcrum777]

@iRHAPEzombiies They probably already have but it has probably been covered up , no undead corpses of course but im sure the government somewhere, sometime have done non nasty shit

[iRHAPEzombiies]

@Elfulcrum777

Well also the fact that everyone has seen or played a zombie video game or movie, everyone would know what to do. Are little zombie apocalypse wouldn't last too long and we'd all have school again Monday. With all the stupid virus's and biological warfare the government makes you'd like they'd create a T-Virus already and put this shit hole further into the ground.

[redline6871]

I wish zombies would happen lots of dead trolls

[Elfulcrum777]

@mmaxximillion Glad to spoil your fantasy :)

[mmaxximillion]

@Elfulcrum777 I suddenly feel as if all ambition and hope for a zombiefied future has been taken away from me. </3

You sir, are a meany.

[mtndew6911]

@Reazzurro90 I never said there was one in humans...yet viruses and disease mutate and a strain of mad cow disease could occur in humans...so...

[divineoblivionguy]

best way 2 survive a zombie appocalipse?

be the cameraman

[Reazzurro90]

@mtndew6911

Where is this virus? what is it called?

[mtndew6911]

@Reazzurro90 A virus that causes people to go mad, attack others and eat their flesh is similar to mad cow disease that caused cows to go insane and attack anything.