Interview Dos and Don'ts

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Stay focused on the quality of the intellectual exchange rather than trying to impress with looks and superficial behavior. If you are not a professional, trying to act like one will not get you too far. You either are professional or not. So you should really just be focusing on having a vibrant exchange of ideas with the company about how a certain discipline works.

did you get it?

When asked: "where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Say: "Doing your son" or "doing your daughter"

thereis a few things extra that you have to do
ask questions about the jjob or ompany at the end
make a follow up of every single interview that why bussines card

i just had a disaster of an interview
i hate them, i just could not shut up
hope i get it lol

come whats that shit about the suit? what if im applying for MCDOANLDS?

Continued:

5: Will you do the same thing to me that you did to the other 5000 people you axed when you outsourced everything to China?

6: Will I be using a Platinum or Gold American Express card to expense everything while I am away from my family 24/7 doing work for you.

7: What constitutes a 40 hour a week salary?

A-50 hours
B-60 hours
C-80 hours
D-100 hours

8: Do we have to act like assholes every year and exchange Christmas gifts with people we can not stand?

Here is what you do not do:

1: When they ask "Where do you want to be in 5 years?" your response should be "If I knew the answer to that I wouldn't be sitting here would I you dumb ass."

2: Make sure you ask them this question: "How much will it cost me for my benefits so that I can consider the salary I need?"

3: Will my company car be a Mercedez or a Ferrari?

4: When the company goes to hell and loses it all because of imcompetent assholes in managment who gets shit canned first?

Lol at 4:26!!!