The christmas special of team starfortress 2 (even if i really am jewish i don't care) this one's styled to be like a storybook
here's the quotes:
That time of year
Was once again near
As every class gathered in cp_foundry
to do anything but the laundry
at this time they would all make a wish
as scout had wanted a steak on a dish
the rest of the team thought hard
for some reason Pyro wanted cards
they all made their wishes that night
except one in the slight
you may ask why
but it was the Spy
Be careful what you with for rung in his head
He felt a wrong one would make him dead
The next day arrived
And the spy had not yet made up his mind
Scout woke up to see his steak
As soldier quickly EM wave changed into Painis Cupcake
Trying to make the steal
Painis cupcake remembered human flesh was a better meal
After pulsing out and looking for his gift
He got what he wanted a box was on his list
Pyro, his lesson yet to be learned
He got his battle cards only to have them burned
The night before Demoman felt grumpy
To cheer up he only asked for more scrumpy
Engineer got a truck with a Jacuzzi
And "timotei" said Konata Izumi
Heavy needed something good for the time
So new weapon was fine
Sniper got a lock to his room
To watch ponies without feeling guilt and doom
Medic wished for trap
Because Louis stealing his peelz was crap
But there was one who didn't get anything today
It was the spy his wish yet to be made shall we say
He sat there and moped
He really felt like a dope
He then took out a cigarette and lit
When something strange came out of his disguise kit
This cigarette was strange
As it floated in a nearby range
Spy realized this was just like all the other EM beings the other classes had
So he merged and became Gentle Crab!
The spy went to the wave road and fell down to his knees
He said "I got my wish thanks please"
But he realized his team got this without wishing
While all spy did was go fishing
This made him enraged beyond ass
And now he wanted to kill each of the other classes
Engineer's new truck was cool like a bitch
But then he noticed a glitch
His thing wouldn't turn on anymore
So he fused with Yoko and transed into its cyber core
There were a bunch of crabs in there
"those are viruses!" it yelled in the air
Its short circuit gave it an easy pass
As the crabs weakness kicked their ass
Pyro was later playing on his computer on the rug
When it all started to bug
So he fused with female pyro and transed in
To deal with what was bothering him
It then looked and saw something drab
It was none other than gentle crab!
With its sharpened volcano fragment it tried to bash
But gentle crab kicked femme pyro in a splash
Weakened, femme pyro pulsed out
And sat there and began to pout
Along came heavy and his sandvich
And asked "what's the matter bitch?"
"mmmph" pyro said
So heavy transed in instead
He saw gentle crab, ready to kick his ass
And gentle crab cloaked to pass
He then slashed heavysandvich and made him yelp
As heavy sandvich yelled help!
WeeabooEngie joined the fray
And it was ready to kick ass today
Gentle crab ran and ducked
As elec beats aqua so he's fucked
Gentle crab surrendered to say sorry as he passed
He was only angry because his wish was assed
Later that night he watched as others got their wishes as they pleased
Like the smoker wanted to be cured of his disease
And the in the tests Atlas and P-Body would no longer whelp
As they wished for scrapper to carry cubes to help
And the silent Gordon Freeman wanted to play
What was cancelled, though usually only told to be delayed
He looked up into the sky
And he asked why
And he saw a man
He looked like he had the power to ban
He said "spy you are my favourite class"
"I didn't forget you, don't feel like an ass"
Soon after coins fell from the sky
They were for everyone including the spy
They fell like a hail
As each had an image of Saxton Hale
The Mann Coins made trading easier than eating fish
As spy had gotten his wish
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Team Fortress 2: Spy-cicle Purchase and Mann Co. Supply Crate Openingby HardWiredGaming326 views
yay
megaimpactx51 2 months ago