Dragon Age 2 - Sarcasm Dialogue Part 1

Some of the best sarcastic responses from Dragon Age 2. I may have missed some but I'm not going to redo this to add them in unless they're really worth it. May be some potential spoilers in here; You Have Been Warned!

Part 2 will be out in a few days.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• dragon age
• bioware
• ea
• hawke
• merrill
• isabela
• anders
• snarky hawke is snarky
• flip is a gentleman
• ser isaac of snark

[Dracowrath1]

fetch the invisible ball, lulz

2:08-2:10 maybe what?

What was that at the end? A litttle something something better not be permanent?

[4thelose]

@Dracowrath1 2:08-2:10 'Maybe count them'

At the end was "A little tour is fine, but this better not be permanent'.

[Buddy67892]

how did u get the dog?

[4thelose]

@Buddy67892 Black Emporium DLC.

[TheStoutTeapot]

femHawke is better at sarcasm

[SolonaCousland]

Fem Hawke is better, but this may just tempt me into playing as a dude Hawke.

[xjadedxx]

4:09 HIS FACE! LOL

[marcymariehunter]

@SolonaCousland male hawke to me seem less sarcastic and female hake to me has more tude

[marcymariehunter]

@4thelose as a femaleI think that tit comment is rude and if you are a chick even ruder. I like ttheslower pace it's more like she thought about it to come up with a good line

[SolonaCousland]

@marcymariehunter Actually, I did play as a male Hawke. They both just kill it in the sarcastic lines. XD

[4thelose]

@marcymariehunter There have been a lot of comments saying the same thing, but I disagree. Male sarcastic Hawke talks much faster than his female counterpart in some scenes and in my opinion this is critical for making a character appear quick witted.

The only appealing part of playing as Fem Hawke for me is having tits.

[marcymariehunter]

@SolonaCousland don't give into temptation fem. hawke rock way harder

[teddiesage]

Sarcastic Hawke is the best Hawke of the three versions, in my sincere opinion. Kind is too Gary Stu (Mary Sue) and Ruthless one is just... meh... Too much of a jerk for me.

[hazyphonics]

HAHA

[Historianization]

Main Character of DA3 must have a sarcastic/crazy Scotsman voice. Like Sheogorath.

[MidnightMaiden17]

I prefer the male Hawke. He's just so lovable ^_^