Chloe "Birthdays"

What did Chloe get for her birthday? Let her tell you!

A video by Jim Hansen
written and performed by Drew Droege

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Chloe
• Sevigny
• Drew
• Droege
• jesse
• james
• rice
• jim
• hansen
• j3d
• films

[FashionistoIRE]

Knock, knock..

Who's there?

Natasha Lyonne.

Natasha Lyonne who?

Just kidding, she's not here. She's in the hospital with Hepatitis C. *taps microphone* Is this thing on?

[DMXCII]

First of all I got a vintage half caftan by Vivian Westwood Gold Label, imitation pants by Cacharel and a high heeled purse by Little Tic Tac, seared pork fingerlings with a scuppernong aioli, permission to never speak to Jeanne Tripplehorn ever again, this ironic art smock by Balenciaga le Dix, a bottle of Kamchatka and a toilet, a champagne brunch with Anne rice, Shohreh Aghdashloo, and Tweet, stand up comedy classes- knock, knock / who's there? / Natasha Lyonne / Natasha Lyonne who?

[noemiSlee]

OH MY HAHAHAHAHA

[Balenciaga18]

0:44 LMAO

[inechaime]

i received the sensational root of crotch monkey tree which is essential in warding off the ghoulies. secondly, i was given plenty of coffee cake baked with love by the royal chef paul blumenfeld and plucked from the beard of zeus. thirdly i got a month's supply of jergens foot lotion complete with noxema and malyasian bowel truffles. i also got a round trip elephant ride to Ifranistan in order to dine on the divine curry milkshake. last, i plucked a little baby with a gut from the cabbage patch

[titsforhits]

Congrats, you were able to write down a quote. You get 200 likes!

[ExtremeSquared]

It has recently come to my attention, that I love Chloe Sevigny's hairy underarms, circa 28 seconds.

[josezoster]

@catattack24 genius 

[catattack24]

i bet she got a pocket full of hawthornes, to conceal her penis

[SkankExpose]

I've actually met/partied with the real Chloe' and the bitch acts just like this LOL

[jukodebu]

@xxxchloeeddiexxx why u watching it?

[MrSlate112]

Birthdeez...