Chloe "Birthdays"

What did Chloe get for her birthday? Let her tell you!

A video by Jim Hansen
written and performed by Drew Droege

• Category

  Comedy

[DMXCII]

First of all I got a vintage half caftan by Vivian Westwood Gold Label, imitation pants by Cacharel and a high heeled purse by Little Tic Tac, seared pork fingerlings with a scuppernong aioli, permission to never speak to Jeanne Tripplehorn ever again, this ironic art smock by Balenciaga le Dix, a bottle of Kamchatka and a toilet, a champagne brunch with Anne rice, Shohreh Aghdashloo, and Tweet, stand up comedy classes- knock, knock / who's there? / Natasha Lyonne / Natasha Lyonne who?

[ExtremeSquared]

It has recently come to my attention, that I love Chloe Sevigny's hairy underarms, circa 28 seconds.

[sean melia]

I always taught this was chris lilley

[Marco Polo]

And that Natasha Lyonne is not here, she's in the hospital with Hepatitis C.

[one0threepi]

I am hooked on Chloe Sevigny!

[mark ciale]

Hilarious!!

[ManuelaLoves Lambert]

Oh gosh stop saying that! That's really annoying and not true! If you've got nothing to say anymore,you say that all the time! And how would you know that? Did God tell it to you?

And if God hates me,why is helping me always out of trouble? Explain why he's keep helping me if he hates me!

[tinn m]

God hates you

[ManuelaLoves Lambert]

Why you hate them so much,what have they ever done to you?!

[tinn m]

because I was searching for vidoes about Chloe and all I could fing was sick faggots.

[ManuelaLoves Lambert]

If you're against it,why you're watching this? Seriously nobody love Westboro,it's a church of sinners and they use the name of God for hate.

As I said they are SINNERS!

[tinn m]

sick faggot