The Casting Continues (Youtube - The Movie)

The cast of the upcoming Youtube movie continues to grow. In a move that maintains the intellectual integrity of the film, and keeps costs under control, the producers have opted to take the high road and exclude many of the trivial and often inane Youtube celebrities such as Fred,
http://www.youtube.com/fred

Boxxy,
http://www.youtube.com/boxxybabee

and the "Shoes" guy.
http://www.youtube.com/liamkylesullivan

This is good news for the viewers, but bad news for Owen Wilson, Sarah Silverman, and David Duchovny.
The following Youtube users, however, have made the cut and are slated to appear in the movie:

AndromedasWake will be played by Tobey Maguire.
http://www.youtube.com/andromedaswake

Frank will be played by Joel Osteen.
http://www.youtube.com/franksvoice

KingHeathen will be played by Walter Becker of Steely Dan.
http://www.youtube.com/kingheathen

TheAngryCanuck will be played by serial killer David Berkowitz.
http://www.youtube.com/theangrycanuck

Cristofer7 will be played by Keith David.
http://www.youtube.com/cristofer7

The part of Philos71 will be played by Joey Fatone.
http://www.youtube.com/philos71

Eric Hovind of CSE Ministries will be played by Frankie Muniz.
http://www.youtube.com/cseministry

Gorilla199 will be played by Crossing Over's John Edward.
http://www.youtube.com/gorilla199

Tooltime9901 will be played by WWE's Jeff Hardy.
http://www.youtube.com/tooltime9901

NoelPlum99 will be played by Johnny Rotten.
http://www.youtube.com/noelplum99

FakeSagan will be played by basketball great Scottie Pippen.
http://www.youtube.com/fakesagan

Todd Allen Gates will be played by David Cross.
http://www.youtube.com/toddallengates

Playing RabidApe will be Ken Ham.
http://www.youtube.com/rabidape

KristinaLovesJesus will be played by Linda Cardellini.
http://www.youtube.com/kristinalovesjesus

1God1Jesus will be played by Hugh Laurie.
http://www.youtube.com/1god1jesus

FactvsReligion will be played by Sherilynn Fenn.
http://www.youtube.com/factvsreligion

ThePreacher84040 will be played by the ghost of Jim Jones.
http://www.youtube.com/thepreacher84040

Mark Bunker of XenuTV will be played by James Avery.
http://www.youtube.com/xenutv

And finally, NephilimFree will be played by Elton John.
http://www.youtube.com/nephilimfree

Many film industry experts worry that this forthcoming Youtube movie may tank at the box office. Even if the movie is a masterpiece, it is likely that it will receive bad reviews, leading to a drop in public interest. This is because the current movie reviewing system allows single anonymous critics to give hundreds if not thousands of 1-star ratings at a time. Youtube, however, refuses to acknowledge that such a problem exists.

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[NewarkWilder]

You missed out on Willem Dafoe as Gary (Inmendham)

[SeenAndNotSeen]

I cast Inmendham in part 1.

[noelplum99]

Brilliant choices.

Only one I would have changed would be to have NephilimFree played by ex-pornstar and nowadays prison inmate Max Hardcore!

[SeenAndNotSeen]

I'd do a Google image search for him, but I'm afraid what I might find.

[NUTCASE71733]

I think Jim Carrey would fit Nephilim better. Jim can do a really good crazy man. Plus it'd be great to see Jim do his take on that balding pedophile.

[johnnahodil]

i want to be in it.....patton oswalt could play me

[MrSonia56]

lol took boxxy, sarah silverman out

[Boxcutter7]

Mad props on casting Johnny Rotten as NoelPlum!!

[Eopyk]

Lol this so funny :D

All love from me Jasmine

[tubajedimaster]

i want to be in the movie!

[216trixie]

Hilarious.