The cast of the upcoming Youtube movie continues to grow. In a move that maintains the intellectual integrity of the film, and keeps costs under control, the producers have opted to take the high road and exclude many of the trivial and often inane Youtube celebrities such as Fred,
http://www.youtube.com/fred
Boxxy,
http://www.youtube.com/boxxybabee
and the "Shoes" guy.
http://www.youtube.com/liamkylesullivan
This is good news for the viewers, but bad news for Owen Wilson, Sarah Silverman, and David Duchovny.
The following Youtube users, however, have made the cut and are slated to appear in the movie:
AndromedasWake will be played by Tobey Maguire.
http://www.youtube.com/andromedaswake
Frank will be played by Joel Osteen.
http://www.youtube.com/franksvoice
KingHeathen will be played by Walter Becker of Steely Dan.
http://www.youtube.com/kingheathen
TheAngryCanuck will be played by serial killer David Berkowitz.
http://www.youtube.com/theangrycanuck
Cristofer7 will be played by Keith David.
http://www.youtube.com/cristofer7
The part of Philos71 will be played by Joey Fatone.
http://www.youtube.com/philos71
Eric Hovind of CSE Ministries will be played by Frankie Muniz.
http://www.youtube.com/cseministry
Gorilla199 will be played by Crossing Over's John Edward.
http://www.youtube.com/gorilla199
Tooltime9901 will be played by WWE's Jeff Hardy.
http://www.youtube.com/tooltime9901
NoelPlum99 will be played by Johnny Rotten.
http://www.youtube.com/noelplum99
FakeSagan will be played by basketball great Scottie Pippen.
http://www.youtube.com/fakesagan
Todd Allen Gates will be played by David Cross.
http://www.youtube.com/toddallengates
Playing RabidApe will be Ken Ham.
http://www.youtube.com/rabidape
KristinaLovesJesus will be played by Linda Cardellini.
http://www.youtube.com/kristinalovesjesus
1God1Jesus will be played by Hugh Laurie.
http://www.youtube.com/1god1jesus
FactvsReligion will be played by Sherilynn Fenn.
http://www.youtube.com/factvsreligion
ThePreacher84040 will be played by the ghost of Jim Jones.
http://www.youtube.com/thepreacher84040
Mark Bunker of XenuTV will be played by James Avery.
http://www.youtube.com/xenutv
And finally, NephilimFree will be played by Elton John.
http://www.youtube.com/nephilimfree
Many film industry experts worry that this forthcoming Youtube movie may tank at the box office. Even if the movie is a masterpiece, it is likely that it will receive bad reviews, leading to a drop in public interest. This is because the current movie reviewing system allows single anonymous critics to give hundreds if not thousands of 1-star ratings at a time. Youtube, however, refuses to acknowledge that such a problem exists.
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You missed out on Willem Dafoe as Gary (Inmendham)
NewarkWilder 2 years ago
I cast Inmendham in part 1.
SeenAndNotSeen 2 years ago
Brilliant choices.
Only one I would have changed would be to have NephilimFree played by ex-pornstar and nowadays prison inmate Max Hardcore!
noelplum99 2 years ago
I'd do a Google image search for him, but I'm afraid what I might find.
SeenAndNotSeen 2 years ago