Squirt Rap

Chilling at the crib,
Like a little kid,
Got an ugly shirt,
and a cooler full of Squirt,
Satisfy my thirst,
With a cool citzy burst,
I'll pass you a can,
So who wants first?

I was up at the park,
Gettin' kinda dark,
I was eatin' some bark,
Feeling real parched,
I don't want vanilla bean,
and I don't want no,
Caffine!
I just want a SQUIRT!

Yo it's me,
*WHO?*
Squiz B,
and I'm here to be telling you,
About my favorite popsazon,
SQUIRT!
It be in the studio,
When that mad blow is being composed,
and I bring it everywhere I go,
When I'm showing up,
If I'm blowing up,
Cause if I'm not showing up,
Then nothings blowing up,
Cause I'm showing,
Not showing up!

When I get back to bed,
*Sssshhh*
I always got a Ruby Red.

*Don't you wanna*
*Ooooohhhh*
*Don't you need a*
Squirt.

Posted by Zygoeths

Guy in his Crib - Nick S.
Guy in the Park, eatin' bark - Cody B.
Squiz B. - Max P.

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[skater592]

this... is.... AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gtrfanatic126]

that was singlehandedly the best thing i have ever seen in my entire life

[TRC931]

mane!!!!! this beat is so ill, i usauly wouldnt watch some goofy shit 2x's but man i would out this on my ipod, thats how good this shit sounds. oooooweeee

[TRC931]

mpc 60 soundin lovely, that beat is nice n gritty

[spiffy427]

Squirt? Only Harry Potter likes that hogshit

[omfgdawn]

you like squirt huh

[Takemedead081]

haha man keep goin thats sick !

[savagecrew]

Beyond sanity.

[daniellawin]

insanity.