Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature The Onion America's Finest News Source
Loading...
Link to this comment:
Top Comments
All Comments (34)
-
My favorite part is 1:45 - I lol every time
-
@Gdog4evr well i work at taco bell and i can honestly say that the chemical procedure for synthesizing our ingredients is not that difficult, fast food corporations should have been doing this in the 70's. As far as the synthesis goes we mainly use catalytic hydrogenation, turning plastic into grease
-
this is probably one of their best
-
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!! lmao!
-
Nothing from nature. LOL They are all chemicals from labs sprinkled with aborted baby kidneys like pepsi and nestle. Soylent green
-
The funniest thing about the onion is that it's actually pretty acurate XD
-
Nah, reinforced carbon nano tubes are only good for increasing the TENSILE strength of burritos. To really get good compression strength, they'll have to start putting effort into proper cross hatching of the layers of silica. That means setting the beef down north/south, the sour cream west/east, lettuce goes south/north, etc. I sincerely doubt their employees are willing to put THAT much effort into it though, considering each taco would take about 17 minutes to construct.
-
Thumbs up if you like a lot of onions in yours
-
For once, The Onion wasn't making anything up. ^.^
5 months ago 2
-
@2:00 Taco Bell isn't garbage already?! Never. Even. Knew.
- 2:36
27 Men Killed in Afghanistan - ONN Autistic Reporterby UltraAwesomeBobby27,280 views
- 3:09
The onion - Teens are practicing shamanismby olololroflmao6,078 views
- 2:16
Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive.flvby joserivera200810,475 views
- 3:02
Onion News: Little Boy Heroically Shoots Thiefby WHFmaxfun17,868 views
- 1:53
Onion News Network - Future Batmanby Comedybitsandpieces16,301 views
- 1:50
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says Generalby OnionNews38,851 views
- 1:47
Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurusby TheOnion324,016 views
- 0:45
The Onion, FDA Commissioner: I Give up on you Pigsby Themilkman198640,499 views
- 2:29
U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistanby TheOnion260,383 views
- 2:38
Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threatby TheOnion323,207 views
- 2:57
Onion News Network Illegal Immigrantsby hsbakhtar7,786 views
- 2:52
K2 Now Worse Than Cocaineby TheAlyonaShow99,403 views
- 2:38
Reporters Blow Up Plane, Expose Security Lapsesby TheOnion322,659 views
- 2:13
Patriotic Teen Fails Spanishby TheOnion329,119 views
- 2:47
Obama Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny'sby TheOnion356,815 views
- 2:38
Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee Reversedby jhakain2,702 views
- 2:12
Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tombby TheOnion219,724 views
- 0:36
Onion News Network - New Gun Laws!by JaiphW31,179 views
- 2:38
NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018by TheOnion251,209 views
Satire in it's purest form.
poodledreams 1 year ago 29
@wingmasterjr1 if THIS is why you hate taco bell, you're an idiot
cshov 1 year ago 18