Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature The Onion America's Finest News Source
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My favorite part is 1:45 - I lol every time
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@Gdog4evr well i work at taco bell and i can honestly say that the chemical procedure for synthesizing our ingredients is not that difficult, fast food corporations should have been doing this in the 70's. As far as the synthesis goes we mainly use catalytic hydrogenation, turning plastic into grease
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this is probably one of their best
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THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!! lmao!
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Nothing from nature. LOL They are all chemicals from labs sprinkled with aborted baby kidneys like pepsi and nestle. Soylent green
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The funniest thing about the onion is that it's actually pretty acurate XD
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Nah, reinforced carbon nano tubes are only good for increasing the TENSILE strength of burritos. To really get good compression strength, they'll have to start putting effort into proper cross hatching of the layers of silica. That means setting the beef down north/south, the sour cream west/east, lettuce goes south/north, etc. I sincerely doubt their employees are willing to put THAT much effort into it though, considering each taco would take about 17 minutes to construct.
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Thumbs up if you like a lot of onions in yours
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For once, The Onion wasn't making anything up. ^.^
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@2:00 Taco Bell isn't garbage already?! Never. Even. Knew.
Satire in it's purest form.
poodledreams 1 year ago 29
@wingmasterjr1 if THIS is why you hate taco bell, you're an idiot
cshov 1 year ago 18