Stewart Lee on emigrants

Stewart Lee explains what emigrants from Britain mean when they talk about "quality of life".

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• stewart lee
• quality of life
• emigrants
• prawns

[illustratordk]

@ScottishCaledonian

Oh, that's on account of you being a massive cunt. It has nothing to do with the size of the prawns.

[billybooooboooo]

i dont like mars bars, but i wouldnt go on a mars bar video and whine abut how much i dont like them.....This guy is funny, if you dont think he is funny, then why not just not watch him ? I bet you are the kind pf people who complained when russell brand phoned andrew sachs....Like that shit even concerns you, you just want to fucking whine and moan coz your life has nothing in it :)

[Treblaine]

@BernardHChrist Fuck campaigning newspapers, I want news, not a sermon.

Newspapers are nothing compared to the internet now: Such as Wikipedia, Wikileaks, and other databases just giving you the facts with a REAL dedication to impartiality. Blogs and opinion pieces are separated.

BBC world news is the least slanted in any particular political direction.

[BernardHChrist]

@Treblaine Most countries don't even have the equivalent of a campaigning liberal paper like The Guardian or The Independent, or a tireless investigative magazine like Private Eye. Nor political mags the quality of the New Stateman or The Spectator. Our worst newspapers can rival anybodies - but our best are better than most. Check out the Aussie press if you want to see terrible journalism. They're like local papers: that's the quality - and that's what Lee's referring to.

[Supaduck0]

I started watching clips of this guy like a week ago, at first I thought he was boring but then I started to like his crafty wit and I reckon a lot of people will be the same with him

[MrDiggerNigga]

Painfully unfunny

[nilbud]

Sounds nice, I love prawns.

[xixDan]

JESUS CHRIST IN REVERSE!!

His obligatory Fall reference there, I wonder if anyone in the audience got it?

[randomcomicboy]

there's definitely a drinking game opportunity here...

[alanthe2]

@poddersgirl1 Marzipan is shit. No argument and I don't even want to like it, if anything I want to destroy it, I want wedding cakes to be naked with their sugary/doughy texture chains thrown by the wayside.

Good use of the word "chump", its underused, plus it reminds me of the budget chocolate bar "Chomp" which in stark contrast to Marzipan I enjoy greatly.

Also sorry about getting your username wrong L sometimes looks like 1, if this were in real life, I'd be embarrassed but luckily it's not

[poddersgirl1]

@alanthe2 Oh man... I totally forgot that I was supposed to be waiting for some twat to have a go at me for having a different SOH. What a chump.

Thanks for being so thoughtful though.

Stewart Lee is the food equivalent of marzipan for me: it looks like something I would like and I really WANT to like it as everyone else I know seem to but I find it utterly unbearable.

[MadCowpat]

@guitarreilly Nah I watched his comedy vehicle bullshit on Dave before (had to because nothing else decent was on). Turned it off after about 10 jokes because it was that bad.