The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture with Lyrics

"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe.
What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented!
Lyrics for "The Mom Song" is given below. (Thank you BelleFlower15!)

"The Mom Song"

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!

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[blahblahblah1236579]

I had to learn this in one week for my schools talent show for a dare. I did it. I sang it. Now I'm famous in my school for doing it :P

[Jessica Hopkins]

Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about!

[Alana Rivera]

love this song and so true

[LibertyLoves2Sing]

this is SO FUNNY! =D

[bobbyles]

There is so much more to say about this and I would love to share with you what I have found to be true. I don't know that this would be the way to do it though. You are on the right track bud. I'm 52 years old and have been teaching this to world renown Christian leaders and some are now passing these truths along to others. Bad words? They don't mean much. It is the intent of the heart and what we do that matter. Gotta go for now. Peace

[bobbyles]

The fact is she is under the states judgement so to asses something is not necessarily judging but when we die, we will experience everything we did in life and we will feel how we made others feel and then will judge ourselves to see if what we did was for the good of the person or if we were cruel. We will feel all of it and thus, we reap what we sow. This is important because it will change how we treat others if we know this. THe church is not teaching this to many if at all. next

[bobbyles]

If Jesus said, he didn't come to judge but to save then it is clear that it is we who judge ourselves by the same measure we judged others. I know this hard to understand because everyone now gives themselves a pass but there, we will forced to see what we really where and we will judge ourselves, God will not do it. This I promise you. Don't let those who don't know tell you otherwise. If I say Jodi Arias is condemned by the state, I'm not judging her just stating a fact. Next page

[joeschoi]

I think you mean John 5:22 where it states "For the Father judges no man, but has committed all judgment to the Son." It's only right that God judges, in some form, or else evil will not be punished nor good rewarded. However, for us, as you mention in your many comments, we should forgive and try not to judge others unfairly or hypocritically. We should leave the judging to the Son, and try to treat everyone with respect and love, while "judging" so that we promote right and shun wrong.

[joeschoi]

You bring up some interesting points to consider. I'm glad you give thought to what people say. I agree with you that we shouldn't blindly follow teachings, but should first seek to know if the teachings are true ourselves. For spiritual matter, I know of no other way than to be taught of that in the Spirit, typically through our hearts. Best way to do this is by humbling ourselves and what we think is truth, and take a leap of faith in God (not people) and ask Him directly. Then it's up to you.

[bobbyles]

He saves all in time but until we have truly repented, how can we have seen the error of our ways and therefore change? Churches tend to teach that by sucking up to Jesus he will just let things go. Yes, we might be saved but we must learn to be a loving person and following the crowd is a dangerous way to live. Churches do indeed herd people into what they believe we should be. I can't let people who know far less than me(Pastors) lead me. Follow me. Ha! Sorry about the "follow me" bit. Kidding

[bobbyles]

I think the permise of church is wrong. Jesus said clearly that it is by how we love others that we will be justified or not. It is we ourselves who judge ourselves. Jesus said he came to save, and in the book of James I think it is, it says ,"for the father judges no one" so if it by the same measure we are judges, it is because we will judge ourselves by how we judged others so it is good to know who is who and forgive them but know who they are.I hope this makes some sense.

[bobbyles]

I believe you don't swear but I find it fun and it helps me bring out hypocrisy in others so I know who I'm dealing with. I'm sure if God is real, it does not bother him to use words that are just words now. The whole meaning is in a persons mind and what it invokes. I know christians who won't say the F word but will do it to people in business and pastors who do it to their secretaries. I have known many like that but they get upset over the word. HA! Not saying that is you.