PKA Response: FOR KIDS! (and Woody)

Come on Woody, come give me one of those "second chances" of yours.

If this debate goes any further, I'll be doing my responses like this because it's so fun. Full transcript of Chapter 1:

Once upon a time, there was a rabbit called Woody's Gamertag, who called himself a Senior Software Engineer Rabbit for a Rabbit Fortune 500 company. He was a delicate rabbit despite his age of 40 years, and hated it so much when people swore that his brain shut down, and was unable to perceive things accurately among the terrible, horrible swear words. They were so horrible that he couldn't help resorting to the straw-man fallacy to make himself feel better again.

Oddly enough for a rabbit with his job, he didn't know what a stack array was, so when his rabbit friend would compare video bumping on RabbitTube in a finite array to magazines piling up in a large area outside his rabbit hole, he didn't understand the error that had been made in an effort to fool the public into thinking that video bumping doesn't push an equally talented rabbit's video out of other rabbit's RabbitTube frontpages.

Despite being so ingrained in the rabbit business world, Woody also didn't understand the concept of market conditions, and that if everyone used video bumping, that nothing would be achieved at all.

His coding skills weren't like his rabbit friends either; for some reason, he found himself completely unable to code a Java application which would perform the Herculean task of calculating when to upload a video so that it will go up at the desired time based on connection speed and file size.

When confronted with allegations about his video bumping on RabbitTube, Woody ran scared back into his rabbit hole with his friends Jordie and Kyle, who comforted him. They told the other rabbits that the people who were calling him names weren't concered for the wellbeing of RabbitTube, they were out for themselves. They felt better knowing that if you discredit a rabbit, you also discredit their points. One rabbit tried to speak up and tell them that this was not the case, and it was actually a formal fallacy to do so, but he was quickly told to be quiet. Kyle and Jordie assured Woody that it was impossible for people to change their ways, or to do anything without the ulterior motives of growing their RabbitTube.

Woody said he had been backstabbed by the enemy rabbits, and that he was the only reason that one of the rabbits, Yosef, had any viewers today. But foolish Woody ignored the content Yosef put out, for Woody thought only in numbers.

One of the rabbits they accused, a rabbit named Jesus, was so impervious to the mudslinging that they simply lumped him in with the other two rabbits whose dirty laundry they could air to make him look bad as well.

They said Jesus, too, was out for himself, but forgot to check to see if this was true; they didn't know that his RabbitTube channel hadn't grown much from his campaign, and that even if it had, it wasn't partnered and earned him no money. But nevertheless, Woody, Jordie, and Kyle consoled themselves and dismissed the enemy rabbits by scoffing at the paltry sizes of their channels compared to theirs. It made them all feel good inside, knowing that their friends would never let them down.

Jesus the rabbit was bulletproof until he swore in an attack video; then Woody felt sick. He watched this video for a minute or so, but then his brain started to hurt from the swearing; none of the other rabbits his age had this problem, but he used a coping skill he had been taught long ago; he said that the swearing meant that the whole video was trash, and he never had to listen to any more of Jesus' arguments again. It was so miraculous; it was almost too good to be true.

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[megaD3af]

@UbsHouse1 Woody is a douche-bag. He used father-in-law's cancer and his son's illness just for views/money. I don't know about you but if I found out that a family member had cancer I would not make a Youtube video an hour later talking about. Whats even worse is that he talked about it over a CoD game-play. Some of the things people will do for money is pathetic.

[MrShaggiestWolf]

woody was the man when he had like 700 subs. i wish he could go back to those times.

[kook333]

@megaD3af you know woody has a job. he doesn't need to make money off youtube.

[c6sports]

FUCK U GO WOODY :)

[GlobalEltorro]

ya'll have to see that it's just a job, and he does what he does to make money.

[GlobalEltorro]

U ignorant hatin faggots. Everyone wants to make money, don't deny it, why would Woody be any different. He started makin utube videos for money, and that is what he do. He don't USE cancer and authism in a bad way. These are big themes that needs to be talked about and discussed in the community. Of course he earns money from it, but in a good way. I know woody is very afraid of gettin' hate so of course when drama occurs, he will hide with his friends wingsofredemption and Fps russia.

[TeamAlfie]

@MegaJelie Records don't lie. If you bother to look, you'll find comments of positivity and encouragement from me on his videos from two years ago or earlier, and cordial replies from him to me. That was back when he took pride in his channel being a peaceful corner of YouTube. Now, in comparison, he gets into actual fights over the internet when he's not trivialising the act of rape.

But, of course, once you discover that, you'll only manage to find something else to be a cocksucker about.

[MegaJelie]

@TeamAlfie wow realy wow you where never subscribed to woody and who ever will believe that your one of his first subs isnt very smart else you would have known better then to make this comment

[MegaJelie]

@Chickenedful me to its going to be awsome

[MegaJelie]

@megaD3af wow your retarded not even gonna say any more..........

[Chickenedful]

So lookin forward to see him getting his ass kicked by woody!

[ikody07]

It's funny how many successful YouTube channels you can visit and in the comments u see it every time. " so and so only did it for the money" why the fuck else would you put so much time and effort into YouTube? Money makes this sick sad little world go round and round and those that are NOT chasing it are either stupid/lazy or were born into money.