Sanity Valve - Ding Dong | OFFICIAL VIDEO

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LET'S GET SANITY VALVE TO CHRISTMAS NUMBER 12, yeah?
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SANITY VALVE CHRISTMAS SONG

Video by Dino Kazamia
Produced by Empdy

Christmas number 12, yeah?

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LYRICS (upon request...)

The room is cold, the lighting's low,
The mood is festive, up to my eyes in snow,
Commercialism killed the message of Christ and so,
I get nice socks, so I quite like it though,
I don't get cold cos my windows is well glazed,
I like Christmas cos Christmas has got 12 days
I don't like eggnog because its name is racist,
People celebrate Christmas in famous places,
Like Chigwell. It's... well... erm... christmas is great
I get presents and shoot haters and spit in their face
You don't get bank holidays from running the streets,
I got carrots and mince pies all stuck in my teeth
It's a treat to be jolly and have something to eat,
Screw mistletoe, discover me fucking a tree,
When Santa wants favours he comes running to me,
But he's been naughty this year so gets KILLED IN THE FACE.

DING DONG MERRILY ON FLY
Sanity Valve are good at rapping
DING DONG MERRILY ON FLY
Sanity Valve get mistelhoes yeah spitting the flows,
DING DONG MERRILY ON FLY
Rocking Robbin your wallet and punching your uncle
DING DONG MERRILY ON FLY
You'll cry cos this yuletide you'll all die

DING DONG MERRILY ON FLY
Two Gs dealing with business
DING DONG MERRILY ON FLY
Still Gangsta over Christmas
DING DONG MERRILY ON FLY
Adapting Christmas folk songs
DING DONG MERRILY ON FLY
And then we get our swag on.

Father Christmas is a cantankerous, move biting wanker,
Bet he writes the bad cracker jokes old people file as banter
Santa had a blue hat and jacket, but his fans found it boring,
He turned to red and now the elves get to do his wrapping for him,
That would be awesome, had Mos Prob not gotten their first,
Roast my nuts on your chest, because I'm so hot on a verse,
Lots of desserts, like Christmas pudding laden with fruit
Santa stole my look and wouldn't even pay when I sued
Getting yule logs the only reason why I came here,
Different year, same year, TV and board games, here
Get out my fucking chimney, fuck off with a fake beard,
The liquid on Mrs Claus's face, that's not rain dear,
The elves should all revolt and simply sack their manager,
The only flaps he's touching are on an advent calendar,
Yeah, my dick is on your bitch's Christmas gift list,
But your sister's getting fisted in the Grinch's kitchen

CHORUS

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A Playstation 3, some rollerblades and HIV,
Stay tightly wrapped up cos its quite cold and things,
I've got five swollen rings,
I spend one day talking about Countdown with my mum
And the next shooting brussel sprouts out of my bum,
Santa is a bastard but Christmas is nice,
We'll leave it this year after we switch off the lights

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[Holck1000]

suck



[sanityvalve]

@Holck1000 suck your mums tits

[Dullbedsitblogger]

I bought this. I am now wearing batty riderz so I can bogle properly to it!!

[sanityvalve]

@Dullbedsitblogger big up!!!

[dwboy]

Yo, guys. Put up the lyrics.

[sanityvalve]

@dwboy Done and done.

[lickmyface99]

Quality wrapping.

[azediamusic]

AZEDIA APPROVED

[dayglowjoe]

i want sanity valve to spitroast me in front of a blazing hot log fire. preferably in christmas jumpers. oh yeah.

[JakyBF]

KEEP PRESSING 2 TO SEE GISH&CHIPS FUCK A TREE !

[MrZephy]

This is actually hilarious.