The Actuary Song

Based on the song Price Tag by Jessie J'.

Seems like no-one does realise
What an actuary actually does
They don't work with bees
Nor fish or trees
But they do really impact our lives


They value pension reserves
And calculate your premiums
They use finance and stats
And a bit of maths
But a lot more than just sums


They have to pass lots of exams
And most of them are quite hard
They're not just nerds
They know how to have a good time


Actuaries work with money, money
And can make a lot of money, money
They just wanna quantify risk
And price insurance


But it ain't about the money, money
If you wanna be an actuary
You gotta be a good guy
Don't forget about HI...H


They can try and define
The time that you might die
Or work out the chance of your car getting smashed
And help you be retired
They can work for government
Banks or insurance
Or anywhere else where there is some risk
Guarantee they'll be doing alright


They have to pass lots of exams
And most of them are quite hard
They're not just nerds
They know how to have a good time


Actuaries work with money, money
And can make a lot of money, money
They just wanna quantify risk
And price insurance


But it ain't about the money, money
If you wanna be an actuary
You gotta be a good guy
Don't forget about HI...H

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[KingBeowulf]

OK, props for the bold move!

[lanr13]

Awesome job : )