Why Can't I Raid? [WoW Parody]

Featured on WoW.com:
http://www.wow.com/2009/05/25/wow-moviewatch-why-cant-i-raid/

This is a song about a little gnome who wants nothing more than to raid with her guild - but they just won't take her. Her DPS is terrible and her gear is green and blue. But she knows she can help out... somehow.

Hopefully the machinima for this video will be done soon, but I really couldn't wait any longer as I have 2 other songs soon to be released.

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Lyrics:
Story of my life,
Begging every night,
For a place in my guild raid.
But they just say "No,
Your DPS is low,
Won't take you even if we're paid!"

Why can't they just see,
The raiders soul in me?
I would never let them down...
Yeah I'm dressed in greens,
Don't know what epic means,
But I could help them out some how...

Spending all my gold on Elixirs,
And stacks of buff food,
But still I wonder if you will take me with you...
I won't be a noob!

I don't wanna do this anymore,
Stand around and cry in Ironforge,
Everytime you tell me I can't raid,
My heart, my soul, my feelings start to break.
Counting all the guildies I can see,
Hoping there might be a place for me...
But I'm still here on standby,
Everynight.

I feel it in the air,
As I'm doing my hair,
Preparing for another raid.
The GM says I'm in!
My GM FTW!
Can't believe I'll raid today!
But OMFG -
My electricity,
Decided it don't wanna flow,
I can't get back online,
To join the raid in time,
Replace me and off they'll go...

Spending all my gold on Elixirs,
And stacks of buff food,
But still I wonder if you will take me with you...
I won't be a noob!

I don't wanna do this anymore,
Stand around and cry in Ironforge,
Everytime you tell me I can't raid,
My heart, my soul, my feelings start to break.
Counting all the guildies I can see,
Hoping there might be a place for me...
But I'm still here on standby,
Everynight.

What's wrong, with me?
I might aswell roll another class and start again...
Get it over with...
Cuz I don't wanna do this ... anymore ...

I don't wanna do this anymore,
Stand around and cry in Ironforge,
Everytime you tell me I can't raid,
My heart, my soul, my feelings start to break.
Counting all the guildies I can see,
Hoping there might be a place for me...
But I'm still here on standby,
Everynight.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• sharm
• taintedlore
• pvp
• pve
• world of warcraft
• wow
• why cant i raid
• raiding

[YaoiIsMySin]

@CoozerSkillz

So true. People who go calling us WoWers noob and no lifes usually sit infront of their PC longer than we do. We are social, it's pretty impossible to play an MMORPG without the MMO, am I right? ;D Plus, me and most of my guildies are really good friends. And we haven't even heard each others voices not to mention seen each other. Yet we have at least as strong bond as two friends in real life. :3

[utubemasterplayer]

you can join in my guild <3

[YaoiIsMySin]

@MrSmashface

Suck at WoW? xD Hahahaha, no way. One of the best Resto Druids on my server. Only bosses I haven't downed in FL are Alysrazor and Ragnaros and halfly done with DS 10man normal. xD And I raid only twice a week and only if few peeps I knwo can't get group together without me. :'D If you want pure numbers, ilvl is 389 and gearscore is around 10500, with few items unenchanted.

[MrSmashface]

@YaoiIsMySin QQ That you suck at WoW.

[MrOThomsonO]

And not a single fuck has been given about her using autotune :)

[CeeCeeObscura]

AUTO TUNE.

[BelievetheSt0rm]

@Tails1888 The auto-tune is strong with this one.

[vldelsi]

@Digitalstorm007 She's not using autotune anymore, at least it's not noticeable. She did on her older parodies though, like this one.

[YaoiIsMySin]

@CreepyMonsterKock

How are people playing online games fucked up people? -.- How are we socially retarted? How? If using text message system to communicate is retarted, then everyone who uses FB is retarted, same as everyone who sents text messages on cell phones.

[CreepyMonsterKock]

@YaoiIsMySin

That just means you are fucked people, you have strong bonds with other fucked up people while communicating using a text messages system...socially retarted

[gspcdy14]

Someone needs to sign this girl. Love her voice. And a bonus - she plays WoW XD

[sorker1337]

nice song