Why Can't I Raid? [WoW Parody]

Featured on WoW.com:
http://www.wow.com/2009/05/25/wow-moviewatch-why-cant-i-raid/

This is a song about a little gnome who wants nothing more than to raid with her guild - but they just won't take her. Her DPS is terrible and her gear is green and blue. But she knows she can help out... somehow.

Hopefully the machinima for this video will be done soon, but I really couldn't wait any longer as I have 2 other songs soon to be released.

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Lyrics:
Story of my life,
Begging every night,
For a place in my guild raid.
But they just say "No,
Your DPS is low,
Won't take you even if we're paid!"

Why can't they just see,
The raiders soul in me?
I would never let them down...
Yeah I'm dressed in greens,
Don't know what epic means,
But I could help them out some how...

Spending all my gold on Elixirs,
And stacks of buff food,
But still I wonder if you will take me with you...
I won't be a noob!

I don't wanna do this anymore,
Stand around and cry in Ironforge,
Everytime you tell me I can't raid,
My heart, my soul, my feelings start to break.
Counting all the guildies I can see,
Hoping there might be a place for me...
But I'm still here on standby,
Everynight.

I feel it in the air,
As I'm doing my hair,
Preparing for another raid.
The GM says I'm in!
My GM FTW!
Can't believe I'll raid today!
But OMFG -
My electricity,
Decided it don't wanna flow,
I can't get back online,
To join the raid in time,
Replace me and off they'll go...

Spending all my gold on Elixirs,
And stacks of buff food,
But still I wonder if you will take me with you...
I won't be a noob!

I don't wanna do this anymore,
Stand around and cry in Ironforge,
Everytime you tell me I can't raid,
My heart, my soul, my feelings start to break.
Counting all the guildies I can see,
Hoping there might be a place for me...
But I'm still here on standby,
Everynight.

What's wrong, with me?
I might aswell roll another class and start again...
Get it over with...
Cuz I don't wanna do this ... anymore ...

I don't wanna do this anymore,
Stand around and cry in Ironforge,
Everytime you tell me I can't raid,
My heart, my soul, my feelings start to break.
Counting all the guildies I can see,
Hoping there might be a place for me...
But I'm still here on standby,
Everynight.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• sharm
• taintedlore
• pvp
• pve
• world of warcraft
• wow
• why cant i raid
• raiding

[Tails1888]

you put so much emotion into your songs and your voice is an epic on its own <3 i love sharm XD

[YaoiIsMySin]

@CoozerSkillz

So true. People who go calling us WoWers noob and no lifes usually sit infront of their PC longer than we do. We are social, it's pretty impossible to play an MMORPG without the MMO, am I right? ;D Plus, me and most of my guildies are really good friends. And we haven't even heard each others voices not to mention seen each other. Yet we have at least as strong bond as two friends in real life. :3

[sorker1337]

nice song

[Digitalstorm007]

Love the song

[Digitalstorm007]

@Tails1888 She uses autotune.

[misssuperagnes]

Thubs up for the charm in every song taintedlore makes ;D

[amuka1903epic]

I had to sry after this :*( 

[jasonwins7]

this is like the saddest shit..:<

[juvemilano11]

beautiful

[LeSnupiz]

autotune