How To Turn Crap Vodka Into Grey Goose

Using my money saving Gray Kangaroo Liquor Filter to magically turn cheap crappy vodka into top shelf vodka. (one time use camera)

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Howto & Style

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• booze
• vodka
• gray
• grey
• kangaroo
• drinking
• money
• saver

[Bluenoise9]

Well you could always just go what the creators of Grey goose did in the first place. Charge 30 dollars more than the rest and say it's made it France...

[emmfc]

@Bluenoise9 Yup!

[47Indigo47]

where do i get this filter?

[emmfc]

@47Indigo47 PERFECT TIMING!!! I just used mine a half hour ago.

Get it here: graykangaroo(DOT)com/liquorfil­ter/index_age.php

[eggman6]

To all the fools that buy grey goose, in blind tasting it ranks lower than much cheaper vodkas. Cant go wrong with your standard smirnoff. If you're mixing, just buy the cheapest shit there is.

I cant see what the filter could possibly removing, distilling purifies to a level unachievable via filters, surely the only way it could change the taste is if it added something to it.

[emmfc]

@eggman6

[attananightshadow]

turning crap into crap isn't hard... maybe you should figure out how to turn Grey Goose into good vodka first ;) then work on turning other vodka into good vodka. ;)

[jbreakey556]

ZOMG THE VODKA ALCHEMIST!11

[ilovemesomechicken]

If you dont drink vodka straight then you honestly should just get the cheapest cause you cant taste it much anyway depending on how much you add but majority of the time just go cheap, straight up tthough then your better off with your Russian MMMMM Russiand vodka MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[kindrixxx]

@eggman6

the filter will remove fusel oils and higher alcahols which have a larger molecular size and add an off taste to the vodka so dont try be a clever fuck if you dont know shit :)

[emmfc]

@eggman6 Very good summery! When I mix with juices I don't filter the stuff. What the filtering does is make the stuff smoother. So for a Kangaroo Cocktail (a combination of vodka and vermouth usually called a vodka martini) made with cheap stuff I filter 5 times. Check out the videos made at the Bar Show a few years back. I was there for the taping; the tests are genuine. People GAG when they drink the well stuff unfiltered. Then try the same stuff filtered they are amazed.

[emmfc]

@eggman6 Very good summery! When I mix with juices I don't filter the stuff. What the filtering does is make the stuff smoother. So for a Kangaroo Cocktail (a combination of vodka and vermouth usually called a vodka martini) made with cheap stuff I filter 5 times. Check out the videos made at the Bar Show a few years back. I was there for the taping; the tests are genuine. People GAG when they drink the well stuff unfiltered. Then try the same stuff filtered they are amazed.

[emmfc]

@eggman6 Very good summery! When I mix with juices I don't filter the stuff. What the filtering does is make the stuff smoother. So for a Kangaroo Cocktail (a combination of vodka and vermouth usually called a vodka martini) made with cheap stuff I filter 5 times. Check out the videos made at the Bar Show a few years back. I was there for the taping; the tests are genuine. People GAG when they drink the well stuff unfiltered. Then try the same stuff filtered they are amazed.