David Cross: Electric Scissors

David Cross from " It's not funny"

Category:

Science & Technology

Tags:

• David Cross
• stand up
• its not funny
• electric scissors

[jvogias]

Deeply sarcastic, full of spite and vitriol... I love this man.

[cetnikz]

I love Tobias Funke!

[MaeKadoodie222]

as a tailor my company 'encorages' me to use electric scissors as a "time saving alternative" to actual scissors. im also told that the electric scissors are "safer"!

[nicktv36]

3:40.

Overandoverandoverandover.

[starchmonkey]

@WillCorg Will Smith? Are you kidding me? The next thing you're going to say is that your favorite artist is Justin Bieber.

[johnnyexitwound]

@willcorg Fuckin although fuckin Jim fuckin gaffigan is fuckin funny you're a fuckin idiot or fuckin sayin fuckin Dennis Fuckin Leary isn't fuckin funny just fuckin because he fuck likes the fuckin word fuck. Fuckin go back to fuckin preschool or fuckin church were your fuckin sheltered from fuckin reality and fuckin great fuckin comedians like fuckin David fuckin Cross motherfucker. FUCK!

[Kincajou]

Nuclear powered thought glasses... Brilliant!

[Insomaniaartist]

It's not funny! But it's fucking hilarious!!!

[jessemaurais]

We could all use more time to watch internet porn.

[WillCorg]

I agree, lose the curse words Cross!! I heard this on xm radio and it was the clean version, everyone knows that its funnier without cursing. For references look at people like Jim Gaffigan or Will Smith although Will can be blue at times, he's funnier when he's clean. Or you can be unfunny with the likes of Denis Leary who thinks the F word is the funniest word there is.

[purv989]

@NimrodPoindexter No, curse words are just common in the everyday use of his audience. They're not placed, they're natural. It's not something that needs creating. His jokes would be funny without them.