Barack Obama counters false e-mails with humor

Mahmoud Ahmedi-Barack Hussein Obama-nejad is a terrorist!
Barack Hussein Obama's agenda as a secret Muslim Al Qaeda double agent is to take over America's political establishment for the eventual enslavement of the Christian white race while posing as a democrat politician..Obama has denied being muslim (as far we know), yet his America-hating pastor claims to follow a proper religion. Dr. Stephen Colbert has once and for all cleared up the misunderstanding regarding Mr. Hussein Obama's muslimness on the March 13, 2008 episode of his award-winning newsprogram, The Colbert Report by revealing that Mr. Hussein Obama is actually a secret muslim. When the liberal media got tired after a day or two of talking about the 2006 midterm elections, they turned their attention to the 2008 Presidential race and decided that Barack Hussein Obama would be a good candidate.

Fox News tried to keep talking about Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton, but was forced to do a few chats about Obama even though they hope, indeed know, that he will be running against and be destroyed by our greatest President ever, George W. Bush, as he moves on to his glorious third term as president. Barack Hussein Obama holds the all-time record for "Worst Possible Name for an American Politician." Not only does his first name sound like Iraq, and his surname sounds a hell of a lot like "Osama," his freakin' middle name is HUSSEIN! Thus Republican claims of his status as the Antichrist are proved.
According to...Jon Stewart's The Daily Show, Mr. Hussein Obama's real name is "Hitler von Jewserbaggen". Just in case none of the naming stuff works, the actress who asked Tennessee Senate candidate Harold Ford to "Call me," is still on retainer for the RNC.

Who is this guy? We don't know. He won't say anything. But if one does a little bit of research it will not take long to realize that he is a a baby killing machine. Enough about what he is, who is he? The son of Stalinists after immigrating from Afghanistan where he attended a Wahhabist Madrassa under the tutelage of Osama Bin Laden Obama grew up in Chicago's south side where he sold crack to blond school girls and eventually forced many of them in prostitution. When his ho empire was large enough Osama errr Obama bought himself a couple of college degrees and blackmailed Richard Daley into getting him appointed State Senator an office he assumed by being sworn in on a Koran/Satanic Bible. In 2004 at the DNC he used his black magic to convince Democrats that he would make a good Presidential candidate. The DCC decided to make him a Senator in the mean time...GOP linguists continued to experiment with attempts to make the name sound more like "Ahmadinejad"...CNN's Jeff Greenfield who managed to figure out the proper link between Iran's President and Barack Hussein Obama. It's all about his fashion choices on the "book tour" trail and his decision to wear a suit without a tie...Ask yourself, is there any other major public figure who dresses the way he does? Why, yes. It is Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who, unlike most of his predecessors, seems to have skipped through enough copies of "GQ" to find the jacket-and-no-tie look agreeable. It was so obvious. How could everyone else have missed it?

Barack Hussein Obama claims to be a Christian even though he has refused to change his name to something more pleasing to The Baby Jesus. He later went to Columbia, where he got a degree in, "International Drug Trafficking" and "Hoes and Bitches Studies". After graduating from Columbia, he moved to Chicago to work on "social issues" with a church group. Although he was working for a supposed "faith-based charity", the group he chose to work with focused on liberal issues like "economic disparity" and "justice" rather than the approved Republican red-meat issues like gay marriage and abortion...Barack Hussein Obama is a proud and active member of a so-called "church" that recognizes gay pastors and supports gay marriage. The United Church of Christ includes among its congregations a huge Dallas mega-church, the Cathedral of Hope. Most of the thousands of members of that congregation are gay. And this is what Obama calls his church! He also steals candy from babies, defaces public property, and has his own gang. These are one of many things that go on in his, "church". Despite that questionable religious background, Barack Hussein Obama often talks about his supposed "faith" in speeches. Barack Hussein Obama was recently featured on a Time Magazine cover. Finally the liberal press gets something right.
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[politicalfarce]

I'd just like to make this very clear for the few inbred morons left who STILL have doubts about Obama's faith:

He can't be a muslim because he eats pork and drinks wine. For a muslim these acts would be sins comparable to defecating on a Bible for a Christian.

The fact that Obama eats bacon and drinks booze, shows irrefutably, conclusively, undeniably, that he does not believe in Islam.

end of story

[GerryDisthename]

Decades ago Americans were taught to fear the 'Commies' and now seems these days it's all about fearing 'the Muslims'.

Why don't you realise your media are manipulating you and trying to turn you into fearful, hate-mongering puppets?

There's so many great things about America but engaging in a witch-hunt that appeals to the lowest common denominator won't win you any friends around the world.

[bobolob]

@Armyscout1979 Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were just a different kind of terrorist huh?

[bobolob]

@bukaboy5 Stephen Colbert is a satirist...

[bobolob]

@politicalfarce If only people thought the same way about the 9/11 terrorists. Those guys were drinking just days up to the attacks and most people think they represent the average Muslim.

[VanessaSills]

@politicalfarce I agree. Yet the republicans & faux news & such STILL question it. A republican was on MSNBC's Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell recently & wouldn't answer the question of do u think Obama is a Muslim. & that's what faux does best. Spread fear & create controversy to keep their ratings up. That's why I watch fox clips online because, well, I don't want to feed the faux news machine with my viewership so they make more money. I KNOW I'm only one person but I'm doing my part. lol

[No1Rides4Free]

You people do know that mathews wants to suck obumer's dick don't you??.. I'd say that makes him just a tad biased...

[dlahug]

Good one Pres. This world is so mix up on religion and Politics. They are using the same tactics FEAR. Put people in fear in both arenas, you get war.

[beavisCS]

well I would rather vote for a muslim than for a PISSED of clinton bitch which got cheated and made fun of around the whole world I mean who do you wanna give the right to press the red button? dont trust the clintons they are cheap ass actors wanna and REPTILIAS

[AFGadmin]

army if u dont know anything so shut up .. real terrorist is us gouv.. who kill ..u under age .. ops how i can say this

[satanrocks668]

hey armyscout:

let's also not forget about Timothy McVeigh

i hope the army doesn't actually send you out to do any scouting.

[Armyscout1979]

another muslim tried to blow up a plane today. Not all muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are muslim. Lets not forget about the terrorist at fort hood either.