Alligator Snapping Turtle Playing In The Yard
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Top Comments
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who needs guard dogs
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It's playing "come anywhere near me and I'll bite your f**king face off!"
All Comments (22)
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I wonder why their called alligat.........AAAHHHHH my face!!!
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turtles are awesome
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@manpie17 Believe it or not, it was left on my porch in a big box along with 3 hatchling aligators
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Aww he wants to give you a blowjob
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@lorenmps I had an pet Schnauzer that used to attack me! I named him "Von Beezle", the Two Faced Turbo Nazi War Dog of the Third Reich! Then there was Rephrizo the growling cat and a gator called Phyzor the Irreconcilable. You couldn't bargain, bribe or cuddle him. Born angry, it lived only to terrorize and kill. All my pets got bizzare names.
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@xLexiiPuppyx actaully they are quite quick on their feet atleast when they are small :)
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Not a happy turtle at all
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@joesmoe71 LMAOF FUNNY :)
That's one dangerous Microwave Snapping Tortoise!
Ihateirans 8 months ago
@Ihateirans Ummmmmmmmm :/
lorenmps 8 months ago
They're not usually in the best mood when being messed with.
He's got a big pond, but doesn't like being on the lawn when it's pod cleaning time
lorenmps 10 months ago