BREAKING WIND ! fartcutter Ted Pillman

"The Wayward Wind" is now Breaking Wind ! That's 'cause Ted Pillman is singing it. Of all the nerve to stalk the GOGI GRANT classic. "Wayward Wind" also sung by FRANK IFIELD. As I arrived with the vidcam, Ted, said, "I ate too much , I'm all backed up !". I said, 'Let's get started, the show must go on." I didn't know what was ahead.
Ted said, " I think I'll sing this like
VIC DAMONE, and ED AMES". I said, "See if
you can throw in GORDON MACRAE and TENNESEE ERNIE FORD". Ted is now much harder to work with. He had a methane smell going, so I put
the camera to the north wind. Ted was singing south wind, "The Wayward Wind".

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Music

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• Gogi
• Grant
• Frank
• Ifield
• Vic
• Damone
• Ed
• Ames
• Gordon
• Macrae
• Tennesee
• Ernie
• Ford
• Farts
• Farting

[quentaur]

Ted,

You are a fucking genius.

Never let anyone tell you any different.

[branstonA]

It's nice to thought of as a genius ! -- Ted Pillman.

[rossalbers]

This guy can't sing without breaking wind !

[branstonA]

When I'm videoing him, I have to stand back

about 12 feet, and put the zoom lens on.

This gives the impression that I'm close. You can't be too close to Ted due to the B.O.

and of course, the gas !

[vikingteaparty]

"the outward sound of the outward bound..." is a great line. This song was sung from the heart, I can tell.

[branstonA]

Those outward sounds are also pungent,

and make 'ya go north wind for escape.

[brucktroll]

Ted you are definetely a "cut" above the rest. Keep it up you old "fart".

[comboman]

Now that's what I call smooth and easy-to-listen-to music. Ted, they just don't cut them the way you do these days. Stay with it.

[casinobowling]

@larrydh57 HELL YES!!!!!!!

[larrydh57]

@casinobowling  NO WAY.

[larrydh57]

Back to the third grade, only STINKIER.

[gumdokim]

how old are you Ted? 21?

[blackcat333ful]

You should be on mtv.....LOl.....Great video...

[tickyreal]

DON'T STAND DOWNWIND OF THIS GUY !!!

[GmTruckCarLove]

Man you are sexy LOL JK

[jjw1020]

Meth head grinch!!!!!