RANT 105: Attention Shoppers

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Aisle blockers make this man want to check out.

Actor: Shannon McCormick

Category:

• Comedy

Starring:

• Shannon McCormick

Directed by:

• Luis Caffesse
• Cliff Wildman

Produced by:

• Luis Caffesse
• Cliff Wildman

Tags:

• rant
• project rant
• rants n' raves
• craigslist
• grocery store
• aisles
• public places
• ninja
• traffic

[Directorbbz]

The ninja is this video obviously isn't real. If he was, you wouldn't have been able to see him!

[ProjectRANT]

@Directorbbz It's true. It's true!

[TheLonersManual]

I remember being in the store once and some dumbass was blocking the aisle... I kept saying excuse me and he wouldn't move. So I squeezed by him. Only I bumped his shoe. I stopped and I said I am sorry. He looked at me and went back to staring.... But then out of no where he runs at me and pushes me.... So I punched him and he went down like a ton of bricks... He got kicked out of the store to. Yay for witnesses. :D OK, pointless story over.

[ProjectRANT]

@TheLonersManual That story wasn't pointless, it was awesome! Thanks for watching!

[BelleCatBeast]

When I was four or five, I was looking at a toy or talking to my brother or something and apparently this lady had been standing behind me waiting to get past, and I was completely unaware until she shoved past me--not walking around me in the totally free center of the aisle, but shoving me into the middle with her purse and knocking herself into the wall of merchandise. She didn't say "excuse me" or let me know she was present until she just angrily burst past. I was five. Gosh!

[ProudFinn1]

@ProudFinn1 We almost lost two bottles of sparkling cider. We even double bagged'em. Plus too many unsupervised children. Running around like chickens with their heads cut off,. Obviously lacking discipline and structure. And when we were around the meat aisle. Everytime i tried to get closer to my mother. As she was hunting for specific meats. Some asian dude. Would pull out in front of me. And i knew checkout was gonna be a PITA. I won't get in to excessive details. A VERY unpleasent time.

[ProudFinn1]

Last night, me and my mother went grocery shopping. At a place called "Superior Grocers". Here in inland Los Angeles. And there is NOTHING Superior about it. I'd take organized, sensibe, less cluttered stores like Albertsons anyday. First off. i HATE cluttered places. one of my pet peeves. And this shithole was full of asians, and Mexicans.(no racism intended) Every single aisle we came across. Had aisle blocks. Just standing there, looking dumb as fuck. And the bags?

[limabeangela]

This is like my high school.

[MasterMerc13]

When you yells, you can hear the overtones of Washington coming out. XD

[liz5100]

That's what you get for shopping at wal-mart.

[Xij29y6]

Lol Shannon flipping out sounds exactly like Washington flipping out.

[crazyartfreak]

hehehe, that's when you take a really useless item or expensive and add it to thier cart. Not that I have ever done that...really,

[ASilverPeony]

Can someone rant about drivers in parking lot who hold up a trail of cars behind him/her for MINUTES wasting everyone's time and gas because they want a freaking close parking?!!!!!!!!! GOSH DAMMIT!! I FREAKING HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT.

I don't freaking care about close parking. I want quick parking and I ain't no lazy ass like you. I I will walk 1 minute to the store if I have to AND IT'S GOOD EXERCISE!

[mssarcasim]

I hate rude people that don't do shit when you're polite and say excuse me, then get mad when you squeeze pass them. It's like, then you should've fucking moved in the first place, dumb asses. God, I hate shopping.