Constable Wellington and the Billy Clubs cover Kansas' "Carry On Wayward Son" with... results!
Constable Wellington and the Billy Clubs were formed in Intercourse, PA in 1869. Needless to say, there have been many personnel changes throughout the band's 140-year history.
The current Constable Wellington is the first person to ever be in the band named Constable Wellington. Before he joined, it was just a cool name.
Wesley Fancypants was born in Hollywood, CA in 1990. He was, unfortunately, born with reverse-Benjamin-Button's syndrome.
The King, our bassist, was born with a Pepsi symbol on his forehead, which is covered by the crown, which also has a Pepsi symbol on it.
Homeless Guy from the Corner, the world's 3rd-fastest guitarist, had graduated Valedictorian from his high school at the age of 7, and had conquered Yale by 11. He wrote down the meaning of life one time, but his mom threw away his coloring books. Unfortunately for him, he was addicted to Coke and all of its caffeinated lies before he turned 15. That's what that stuff will do to you, kids. Luckily for both us and him, we noticed him playing the guitar very well on the corner of Marinette, and we immediately hired him.
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SuperROBBY28 10 months ago
Hallarious... I always thought this meant he was crazy and thinking suicide, and as he slept everything told his mental mind to kill himself heaven awaits L:OL good shit
simbalage22 1 year ago
metal
d20bandit 2 years ago
damn that guitarist is hott!!!
GUITARHERO787 2 years ago