"Yellow Top" Bigfoot Hoax Revealed

The "Yellow Top" Bigfoot of Colorado is now believed to be a hoax. After a phone interview with another doubtful "Yellow Top" sighter, I simply have no choice but to accept this. Given the coabrative eyewitness accounts and the basic Biological facts, there seems to be no other logical conclusion. This newly posted video describes the entire affair.

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[CBALLZ666]

I don't understand how that other guy, Tom or what ever his name was, came to the conclusion that this creature's penis was circumsized? I doubt he got close enough to actually see if it was. If he was close enough to be able to tell that the penis was circumsized, how could he not tell that the penis was sticking out of a large whole cut into the suit that some asshole was wearing. It doesn't make sense. And how big was the penis?

[CBALLZ666]

I would assume that most Sasquatch being large in its body size would have a rather large penis, and in the video they don't say how large it's penis was, just that they saw its genitals. Just because Sasquatch are said to be relatively close to humans doesn't mean that their genitals are exactly like humans. Im not saying that they don't have foreskin, but maybe he just mated with a female Sasquatch and his penis was still rather hard and the tip of his penis was protruding out of the foreskin?

[ShiebMo]

maybe sasquatch penises aren't sheathed by a foreskin like humans? Maybe he was aroused like when a dog gets a stiffy.

[rntonp]

Re: yellow top BF -- can easily tell that it is fake simply by how the lower leg straightens out (extends) while walking. The second film-- This guy has a presumably terrifying 30 second encounter and from that distance is able to Focus in on his foreskin?? even through the body fur??? Come on. That phone interview sounds as fake as "Harley Davidson Shirt Guy 9/11 witness"

[BFDxxJOE]

Bigoots got a nice dick :p

[illxtra]

Another video of Bigfoot where he (it) is doing the same thing as all the Bigfeet in other videos. If you're going to make a fake, at least have some originality.

[cochranexyz]

LOL. Fake? No way. A hoaxed bigfoot?  LOL.

[09sexygirlie]

as much as i wanna believe their is still some mystery in the forests of north america,i cant believe anymore. every piece of evidence in pic or video form now is more likely a hoax and all the people reporting sightings of these animals are just bein hoaxed by a bunch of assholes. im sorry to say but my beliefs in sasquatch are squashed!! maybe they once existed cuz i have to believe in the"patty" footage but they are extinct. they probly died out by the ea.rly eighties.

[mrzizzi1]

How do we know the physiology of a penis of a bigfoot???? WE DON'T? Criminy....they obviously have a lot of diffewrences from human! Does their penis even have a sheath?

Did he have a slight hard on at the time?

To totally discount this excellent footage because of this is downright sad.

[dltanner99]

Cryptozoology novel see video book trailer

[drsentell]

Not true...the uncircumcized penis when erect or semi-erect emerges from the sheath.

Our Yellow Headed Friend was probably indisposed just prior to being caught on camera.

An Exhibitionist Bigfoot?