Chapter 1 Wayne hated his bald brain and ugly head and decided to enlist the tulip shaped twingle of peters solayed pucka dinkle. His bollocks contain his intellect and his arsehole his personality. So, it was with grace and candour that his mum shat him out of her ventricles. Thomas noring adjusted his slacks and made a ball swap for his aunts step ladder.
The duke of shitsbury. 2nd to the throne of transplant twats was there. Oh yes.
should of spent his money on plastic surgery its not because he is going bald he is ugly its his shrek type face might be able to do something not much tho. instead of spending money on all this he should spend time sorting out his anger management issues, he isnt just ugly on the outside, try not diving at every opertunity you get and stop kicking/elbowing/stamping on fellow players and cheating on youre wife then people might like you then. could save him £££s on future cosmetics.
@STRENGTH444 What do you mean for those who can afford it? All you gotta do is, shave your balls & clue it on top of your head. That's all Rooney the ugly cunt done.
Wayne Rooney. The final frontier.
Chapter 1 Wayne hated his bald brain and ugly head and decided to enlist the tulip shaped twingle of peters solayed pucka dinkle. His bollocks contain his intellect and his arsehole his personality. So, it was with grace and candour that his mum shat him out of her ventricles. Thomas noring adjusted his slacks and made a ball swap for his aunts step ladder.
The duke of shitsbury. 2nd to the throne of transplant twats was there. Oh yes.
rocketjunkie88 1 day ago
Fuck who ever is talking shit, do what u want to look good!!!!!!!
A2124l 5 days ago
wow that insecure?
NYKID10014 1 week ago
With or without hair.....he's an arsehole....
dailybj 1 week ago
@bulls7123 His wife likes his money
countermeasure 2 weeks ago
should of spent his money on plastic surgery its not because he is going bald he is ugly its his shrek type face might be able to do something not much tho. instead of spending money on all this he should spend time sorting out his anger management issues, he isnt just ugly on the outside, try not diving at every opertunity you get and stop kicking/elbowing/stamping on fellow players and cheating on youre wife then people might like you then. could save him £££s on future cosmetics.
TheScotte78 2 weeks ago
His wife is hot.
bulls7123 3 weeks ago 2
@STRENGTH444 What do you mean for those who can afford it? All you gotta do is, shave your balls & clue it on top of your head. That's all Rooney the ugly cunt done.
angels77100 3 weeks ago
Its ok for those who can afford it.
STRENGTH444 4 weeks ago
@burnteyeball1 pretty true man.i may sound weird, but before he had a hair transplant i did'nt even notice his baldness O_O.
it's ok if he did it for himself, but if his wife made him do it then she's a real bloody slut.
btw, i don't think he looks ugly at all, bald or not bald.
amichair 1 month ago