Alien Hon

You are my beautiful alien hon
with seaweedy skin and a laser gun

You have three eyes, brown, pink and red
and cute antennae on your head

When we go out, if people stare
you suck their brains but I don't care

You are my beautiful alien hon
with seaweedy skin and a laser gun

No one sees you like I do
I don't mind your tongue is blue

I've got a bike and you've a flying saucer
I'm from Burnley and you're from Andromeda

I drink water and you drink oil
I like bacon and you dig soil

You are my beautiful alien hon
with seaweedy skin and a laser gun

To me you are irresistable
in the bedroom you are so twistable

Your twenty tentacles holding me so tight
and twirling me about in the middle of the night

Then in the morning you cover me in spit
(I have to admit my least favourite bit)

You are my beautiful alien hon
with seaweedy skin and a laser gun

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Music

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• Alien
• Hon
• songwriter
• pop
• blues
• ufo
• aliens
• space
• comedy
• animation
• rock
• angelo
• gravity
• original
• burnley

[lutont59]

Saw this in Orkut. How you do that?

[AngeloGravity]

@lutont59 Beer is the answer :-)

[MansHate]

freaky