Red Sox Rap

Red Sox Rap

Lyrics:

Boston Red Sox numero uno
we smack balls but we aint bruno
we climb walls but we aint inmates
you strike out but you aint on dates
we got a player from an indian tribe
thats jacoby and he will turn eyes
hittin line drives and shaggin long flies
he has speed and its no surprise
his tribe had to run from yankees
so now he steals things from the yankees
bases home runs hopes and dreams
its his job its part of the scheme
dustin pedroias a defensive wonder
his hittings potent and he brings the thunder
spraying hits left right and center
he makes the pitchers pray for winter

Chorus:
And in 04 we broke the curse yeah
and last year we just emphasized the point
and now this year we gonna repeat
there aint now way that we leaving this throne
cuz we rule october one series at a time
said we rule october one series at a time
said we rule october one series at a time
said we rule october one series at a time

batting third is our big bopper
big papi now say it propper
b-i-g p-a-p-i
pay attention his ceilings sky high
kevin you kill us fuck that you thrill us
home runs clutch hits man you the illest
I bet the house with you at the plate
your beard is awesome there aint no debate
we got lord beckett rulin the mound
throwin bbs and mowin em down
tossin up goose eggs every inning
hitters go back to the dugout spinning
and yeah manny flew to the dodgers on the coast
and hes an asshole and he wont get to toast
to our second championship in as many years
man he and L.A. are perfect they're both fuckin queers

Chorus

when walkin down yawkey way
you'll see tons of jerseys sportin his name
we wish we could pitch him every single day
some say matsuzaka I say daisuke
in the 9th inning we got an on/off switch
its lights out every time he pitch
johnny paps but not like blue ribbon
you'll go fishin but not in water you swim in
you can chalk it up any way that you see fit
08 red sox champs thats legit
lowrie, drew, lowell, tek and bay
lester, wake, okajima kotsay
crisp, masterson, timlin all day
were gone win the ship this time at fenway
all you haters you better listen to what I say
its our year man man fuck the rays

chorus

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• Baseball
• Bay
• Beckett
• Boston
• David
• Dustin
• Jason
• Jonathan
• Josh
• Kevin
• Oritz
• Papelbon
• Pedroia
• Rap
• Red
• Sox
• Youkilis

[3tfat]

"in the 9th inning we got an on/off switch

its lights out every time he pitch"

Johnny Paps will NEVER be a Rivera!!! Great job Paps did last night with the Orioles......Yeah...love the lyrics above....lights out in Boston!!!

[JTCowan]

@3tfat I dont think I ever suggested he'd be Rivera, as he's the best closer of all time. Solid observation on the blown save by Papelbon, you should be an analyst for the MLB Network. Why are you even searching for stuff related to my video?

[TheTlabrego]

@gagerny yankees suck money balls.

[gagerny]

fuck the red sox they suck monkey balls go yankees

[KEVINandADAM321]

red sox suck!! go yankess!!

[idku18]

hahahaha! your so retarded, youll take it if i dont want, wtf you look desperate to have it...and wtf your such an idiot you think i was talking about size of a dick i was talking about fame u dumbshit

[JTCowan]

you forgot one, its 26, but I'll take it if you dont want it. Your dick must be pretty huge if its bigger than me, have fun with all the whales your banging.

[idku18]

omg hahahaha...i think someone is jealous becus you figured out were going actually going to the playoffs...and plus that your nothing compared to a dick of a yankee hahaha....so how about you shut ur fucking mouth and you can suck on one of our 25 world series, faggot

[JTCowan]

No, you're right, its more embarrassing that you actually watched my video. Have fun with your new toys this postseason, you guys will probably win and then you and all the guido yankee idiots can take they're shirts off and try to fight everyone because your hard. How about you shut your fucking mouth or put one of the 25 yankee dicks you'd like to suck in it. Either way I'll be happy.

[idku18]

that doesnt show if im intelligent or not it is pretty much just an abbreviation...and dont change the subject "bcus" the red sox suck...just the truth...and a fact