How to drive like a boyracer

Hello,
This ISN'T the same video originally posted on gardenspoon, but a remake - I decided I could do it much better. What do you think?

How to drive like a boyracer.



First, you give up with the 10-to-2 position hands on the wheel, and go for a single-handed 12-o'clock, this way you can scratch the crabs off your bollocks as you cruise.

You've passed your test, so stop driving like a school teacher or a homosexual, and drive like a real man.

You'll need crap music, played with enough bass to rattle off bits of trim, and enough volume to compliment the gormless expression you'll be stuck with everywhere you go.

You should shout at the window, and call anyone waiting for a bus a wanker, although, call other drivers a wanker just to make sure everyone knows you're a grown-up.

Although you've got nothing to do with your life and that's why you're driving through the town centre for the 20th time, why bother stopping to text your dickhead mates -- if you have a crash it'll be someone else's fault.

Spend hours hanging about in the supermarket carparks, but you'll need some bling on your motor. No, that car won't do -- you need something less boring, yes, that's more like it!

When you get hungry, go to MacDonald's, but don't put your litter in the bin, chuck it all over the carpark like your mates do -- no one will respect you for courteous behaviour.

This is 120mph through a residential area, don't try this at home -- because, you'll need to be in your car. This is an acceptable speed, and those driving slower only do so because they can't drive properly. Don't forget to tail-gate everything your behind too, rev your engine, use your horn -- let them know that you've more right to be there than they have.

Before you are done, have another drive round town looking for high-street honeys -- you'll need something to fap over later because mum's thrown out your collection of Loaded magazines.

Music by Kevin MacLeod and ourselves

Filmed in Farnborough, Aldershot and Farnham

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[delboy1978uk]

lmao awesome remake!

[g4rdenspoon]

@delboy1978uk Thanks Derek, glad you liked the extra effort :)

[ShockSta123]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhahhahaha

[philippfc]

lol thats funny shood have named it How to drive like a boyracer-chavie little tw@ lol

[MrSupercar55]

WHAT!!???? 120 mph? Through a built up area???? That's 4 times the fucking speed limit!!! That's fucking suicide!!!!!!

[DUBST3PxCYCLONE]

loooooooooooooooooooooool

[BILLMCLEANJAZZ]

Scary stuff -- and they really exist!

Smiles

Veronica

[Darwinsgift]

@g4rdenspoon - You were right the Freelander was a death trap, the steering totally failed twice, and I don't like steering one way whilst the car goes another. Plus the constant leaks, blowing up, gearbox failure etc by the time you do 50,000 miles. I spent loads then threw it away. The IQ is brill though!

[gazmetal]

@roadbikegarden Don't worry, I'm not really going to ride like a scumbag boy racer.