Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (condensed)

It seems the children of Mars are all down in the dumps, what with watching all the videos from Earth and all. The martian leaders decide to kidnap santa and bring him back, thus forcing their will upon him, and winning back the double hearts and minds of their children. An ingenious plan, but will it work? The original film has been re-edited to just over 10 minutes in length, while keeping all the good parts!

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Santa
• Claus
• Mars
• Martian
• Christmas
• B-movie
• condensed
• movie

[FlavorRed]

Martian: "You will never return to Earth. Now you belong to Mars."

Santa: "Ho, ho, ho..."

Fucking classic!

[TheGringoLoco]

Probably the worst sci-fi movie ever made besides "Robot Monster" and "Astrocreeps". lol

[km9OOO]

@godstomper Wow, that's quite a stretch for cheap liberal-bashing.

[godstomper]

There are people on mars, they call themselves Liberals.

[ffgg96]

/watch?v=0-5uSZWhaNo

[ech064]

the fight scene... oh the faces lol

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

Donna Conforti blows me on the weekends now.

[WennIchTanzenWill]

I really really want to know what was in Santa's pipe.

[dig6dog]

finally, i have something to watch when stoned :)

[GalaticSpaceHero]

Martians ! there comming to get uuuuuuuuu

[pirzol89]

@TheGringoLoco

haha try "Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam" aka Turkish Star Wars :)