Real Men of Genius: Mr. Balloon Animal Twister

Ever since these commercials came out in 1999-2000ish as "Real American Hero's", and changed to "Real Men of Genius" after 9/01/01, I wanted my hobby/ job, to be represented as one. I stayed glued to the radio and TV for our turn, with no satisfaction.
I even came up with some lines when I heard that Pete Stacker, (The Voice Over God), and David Bickler, (The Ex-Singer of Survivor); were going to be on a Chicago and L.A. radio show, (I E-Mailed the radio host, and phoned in, (only to be put on terminal hold, while they did commercials for lame suggestions).
So after I failed at that, I wrote the entire commercial myself, then I tried to call Anheuser-Busch and their ad agency, DDB Chicago, and received the no unsolicited ideals accepted line.
I even E-Mailed Pete Stacker and David Bickler without telling them my lines but my idea, with NO REPLY.
So 3 years ago, I found a Re-creation of the the soundtrack and made this myself.
I know that this ad is long gone, and I don't even think that DDB Chicago is in control of the ads anymore, but if anyone knows anyone, I'd still like this to be done by the pros, (I'll even give any royalties to charity).

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Tags:

• parody
• Bud
• Light
• BEER
• Mr
• Balloon
• Animal
• Twister
• Real
• Men
• of
• Genius
• commercial

[BalloonCreations09]

Yeah!

[balloontutorials]

omg a new video, are you going to post new videos from now on.

[FlowerClown]

I need a drink.