2010 Phoenix Addy Awards Opening Video

JINGLE LYRICS:
you can shave everyday to make the hair go away
or use various oils and mash
but with the sasquatch touch it's just a rub on your butt
for a hairless ass with no rash
like a brazilian wax for your other side crack
just rub it on sit back and relax
by the end of the day the yeti hairs gone away
and the Sasquatch touch will keep it at bay

RAP LYRICS:
abercrombie models make me sick and cold
i look up to pierce brosnon and harrison ford
they fuzzy mother F**kers like burt reynolds
don't follow hairless trends - don't do what they're told
makin hair acceptable cause they makin millions
but nothing like hair master - robin williams
he's the king of fuzz, there is none higher
prepubescent boys call him the hair miser

they'll make ya shave it, wax it, tie it in knots
braid it, persuade it, to come out on top
of your head if your bald that's where you need it
jealous of men with so much hair they can eat it

I'd rather be hairy-a then have a bald ass area
a hairless man is cause for mass-hysteria
what's worst of all is short, bald, and hairy
making women scream and Frankenstein say "scary"
can't run a brush through my nappy chords
It's the 20-10 Phoenix Addy Awards


The theme for this years Addys was "Sasquatch." We made this video in 5 days from concept to completion. Everything was done pro-bono and we all had a lot of fun. It's about a Sasquatch sees a commercial about a Sasquatch butt-hair remover and then starts to angry rap about being hairy. Enjoy!
Special thanks also to Harry Frank of Graymachine.com for hooking us up with Video Rock which is one of the main reasons we were able to produce this in such little time.

Category:

Film & Animation

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