Resident Evil - Mr. Merchant
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So in my messed up imagination, this is what the story is...
First, the Merchant comes along and Leon is all like "Who de hell are you?!"
And the merchant is all like "What are you buying? What are you sellin? Eatin? Smokin?" Leon is un-amused.
Then there is an intermission showing the merchant doin his thing.
Then Leon starts to see more in the merchant and gets romantic feelings that creep him out...so he shoots the merchant.
LA FIN~
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@33 best part
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Thought this was All I want for Christmas is you at the beginning. Hahah
What do I want? A stranger. =D
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I ruv da merchant. <3
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@Leishmaniasisably Probably not, He most likely has transport hidden all around the island.
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He died when the island exploded.
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I still play RE4 and when I see the merchant, I always talk to him and sell him so treasures and he made me rich. I have 2 million pestas because I repeatedly sell treasures and what I get from him is an Infinite launcher, Handcannon,Matidla, and my most favorite gun in RE4 the Chicago Typewriter and right now i'm doing professional mode so that he can give me the P.L.R 42 when i'm done. I hope we get to see him again in future RE games
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What are you buyin? What are ya sellin? What are ya smokin? What are ya cooking?
Lol
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get rid of the fucking song! we want to hear him talk!!!!!
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Egg in Face O_o
Mr. Merchant rules
mysteryfood 2 years ago 38
they could of brought back the merchant but in cutscene form atleast in re 5.
JarrodDrover123 2 years ago 25