Turboencabulator (Upright Version)

Mike Dobler explains the basic principles of the Turboencabulator (Upright Version)

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• turboencabulator
• turbo
• encabulator
• annex
• seven
• arrowtube
• mike
• dobler

[mallanpete]

The technical drawing on the speaker’s right has several errors. The Franklin heliostat kelter tabs have their polarity reversed; all of the back-linked thermocouplings are shown in millimeters, not Troy grains; none of the outer magnetic arcing rings are touching the servo surfaces; and the six-phase windings should be encased in argon cooling tubes, not Xenon cooling tubes.

[arrowbang]

The Upright version utilizes an updated avoirdupois system instead of the antiquated Troy grain units. Also, argon cooling tubes are unnecessary since this model works on microfliudic capillary action. Xenon was purely a cost-cutting decision, therefore the machine only operates properly in the Northern Hemisphere (The polarity is reversed for our South American customers)

[willyrein]

Just for the record, he's standing next to an old Mag machine used for dubbing sound and syncing to film. It looks to be set up for 16mm mag stock (bottom reel on the spindle). This was state-of-the art stuff before digital editing and Pro-Tools came along.

[sparkyrocky12131963]

THIS GREAT I SAW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WITH THE SCIENTIST FROM ALLEN BRADLEY

[mackler]

Lots of laboratories have exposed brick walls.

[Ultranothing]

I'll take two, but hold the dingle-arms!

[Simpson654]

I always thought the implied retropulsator should be magnetized according to the polarity of the electromechanic lucropallid suctomender? The Franklin heliostat only works within acceptable parameters at seven-phase rubocombulation, as long as the camshaft is tuned within as-yet-untested leptonic camoflagulation! Here at our company we use the magnatronic dubulator only with environmentally safe asynchronous encabulators to the betterment of mankind, not only our customer base.

[WahTayFokProductions]

Why doesn't everyone have one of these?! This might be the technical advantage and economic booster we need to hold America back on top for the next 20 years!

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

@embracethecrazy As a retired beard-haver, I take offense to that!

...even if I have been investigated for being a terrorist...

[mallanpete]

With due respect to my colleague arrowbang, while technically correct about the change in cooling systems, he may have overlooked the fact that these changes were made only in models bearing the prefix ZXCV10001, and did not include units shipped to the ECU and given the Deutsches Institut fur Normung (DIN) number 41301, regarding magnetic materials for Alsop motherboards. This is a critical distinction, because the possible creation of a greater # of Farcier Units of magnoforce at the hydrahead

[bishopdante]

that's a nice tape machine not the joke diagram sheet...