Dr. Ether here, this time with a little gem I found hiding in my old hard drive I used from 1999 to 2003. According to the date on the file, I downloaded it in August 2002 (downloaded from good 'ol Kazaa; remember that spyware-filled piece of junk?), but I suspect this song is a few years older than 2002.
As the name indicates, this was performed by Shonen Knife, who, despite their name, is an all-female Japanese pop-punk band, formed in 1981.
I couldn't find this anywhere else on YouTube, so I decided to upload it. Enjoy!