I am X-Box

Original Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B6k4sbkuX8
Intrumental only: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_8xDwdgZC0
Girls shaking their asses: http://www.youtube.com/user/datfire0521 (the 1st and 2nd video)

Da Lyricz:

Can you do me a favour? Accidentially drop your Play Station on the floor, haha.
We don't play those over here, this is X-Box!
This is champion fellas!
Dis one goes out to all the gaming heads on the interwebs. uh-huh
Yeh, party people listen up
I brought some dope-ass crackers with some coke.
Now dis me an my homeboy here spillin our shit
Dis my rhyme, y'all, so check it!
Yeh. All right, let's do this.
Can we start now? this intro is getting too long.
Let's do the motherfuckin chorus already! Aight! Yo! Uh! Yeh!

I wake up X-Box
Go to sleep X-Box
Dream bout X-Box
Cause I am X-Box
Aww man, this is X-Box
Hands up if you forever a fan of X-Box
I wake up X-Box
Go to sleep X-Box
Dream bout X-Box
Cause I am X-Box

X-Box is my life motherfucka
you not down with it, then you is a sucka
I've seen the other stuff, put it all to the test
now I´m playin wit de best, the rest is a suckfest.

You wanna steal my X Box?
Forget about it, there is no way.
I'm gonna shoot your stealin' ass,
you'll answer to my AK!

Don't even mention to me Nintendo
Super Mario is an absolute no-no.
No way I'm a kiddie, I own this city.

Check me out in my blue suit,
ladies think I'm too cute.
You think you got game?
I got more game then you, niggaz!

Halo is teh awesome exclamation mark eleven.
Used to be I play this game for 24/7
My kill/death ratio is 6 to 1
If you see me comin' yo ass better run

Aww, man, this is X-Box
Hands up if you forever a fan of X-Box
I wake up X-Box
Go to sleep X-Box
Dream about X-Box
Cause I am X-Box
I wake up X-Box
Go to sleep X-Box
Dream about X-Box
Cause I am X-Box

Grand theft auto, now that shit is gangsta!
Snipin cops from rooftops I'm the ultimate prankster
Boom headshot, I made you my bitch!
Working for the triads I'm slowly getting rich.

Street fighter IV is another fuckin cool game
Sho ryu ken motherfucker kicking ass, taking names

Now don't get me started on Braid,
that shit was tight.
Awesomeness from the Arcade
I played it day and night.

Gears of War was not a bore
Gears of War 2 electric boogaloo
Grab some ammo - BOOM a headshot - losing is a sin
Epic monsters, epic shooting, epic story, epic win.

Babe I'm really sorry, got no time to time for yo booty
anytime soon I'll be gettin' a call o duty.

I still remember when I was captured in the world of Fable II
I cut off human contact and peed in a bottle, it's true.
that game was like a drug, and I was high all the time
and i wanna ad, know this folks- it was sublime.

And so I wake up X-Box
go to sleep X-Box
Dream about X-Box
Cause I am X-Box
Aww, man, this is X-Box
Hands up if you forever a fan of X-Box
I wake up X-Box
Go to sleep X-Box
Dream about X-Box
Cause I am X-Box

That's it, that's my rhyme, y'all.
Let's see, what else can I tell you?
Mega Man 9 is also mighty fine.
Oh btw, Frontlines was serioulsy underrated, don't hate it.

chillin with my homeslice, so nice, on Xbox LIVE, high five.
so that's it folks. peace! we outta here. gotta shoot some kids on Halo 3. Yo player, You got my back? wicked. Se y'all on X-Box Live, you hear?

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[CrimsonEntertainment]

the girls ruined it but its still the best rap song i ever heard

[AustrianFilmGeek]

@CrimsonEntertainment Thanks dude! :)

[mam2z]

@SaucisseMerguez You are right

[LiveFastDiarrhea]

Zum Wegschmeißen, einfach Hammer! Hab auch ne 360 :-)

[PJBlakk]

u iz d nu king in town!11111

HOLLA! :D

[gelerth123]

Your the MAN! Great Job

[fuzzydave09]

cool, funny song

[gameon360]

Good job

[MillaHead]

Haha, best X-Box song ever. I could cry!