Here is the script (written by my friend, proofread and edited by me):
The Dreadnoks are standing by with an interviewer who wants to talk to them.
Shawn Mooney: I'm standing here with the Dreadnoks who are really itching to get out there and face Demolition and The Ultimate Warrior. Tell me how you feel guys!
Zartan: This is rather interesting: Ax, Smash, and the Ultimate Warrior are going to be facing me along with Buzzer and Torch. But it won't be an easy challenge for them, I can guarantee you that! When they step into the ring, they will regret even stepping over the rope! Especially when the three of us plan on taking them apart piece by piece!
Buzzer: Blimey! Those guys can't fight their way out of a bloody paper bag! We have been through riskier challenges than they have been. It should be a cinch! Those blokes won't know what hit em'! By the way, how much will we be getting paid for this Zartan?
Zartan: That depends on how well you do Buzzer, don't question me about pay! You know what happens when I am put under pressure! (Zartan's chest glows
slightly which indicates that he is slightly angry).
Torch: If we can handle an army of GI JOE's, then we should be able to handle those three goons! It will be like stealing candy from a baby!
Zartan: Our mission is to terminate both Demolition and The Ultimate Warrior!
Zartan, Buzzer and Torch: CO-BRA!
Shawn Mooney: Well, everyone seems to be having a wonderful time over here planning on beating Demolition and The Ultimate Warrior into pulp! Let's see what is going on from the other camp!
Gene Okerlund: Here I am standing in front of Demolition as they prepare for face The Dreadnoks. I assume you heard what they had to say about you guys?
Ax: Oh we heard them for sure Mean Gene. They want to terminate us Huh? Let me tell you something! It's going to take a lot more than those morons to terminate us. They call us Demolition cause we annihilate everything in site! Here they are with their bad attitude seeming like they own the place! Well they don't own jack squat! We're going to crush their bones to bits so they won't leave the ring on their own two feet.
Smash: That's nice Ax, but let me tell you what I'd like to do to those goofballs! I'd like to tie them up to a brick wall, get behind the wheel of a tank, press that pedal to the metal and watch them smash into oblivion!
*In walks the Ultimate Warrior really tensed up*
Ultimate Warrior: Do you know what the Dreadnoks have in common with a toolbox? They all have loose screws! AHAHAHAHA! Dreadnoks, I must ask you, do you think that you all have what it takes to rise to the power of the Ultimate Warrior combined with the power of Demoliton? You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk? When you stare into the eyes of the Ultimate Warrior and Demolition, you will have a good sense of what fear is and you will have no way out of it!
Ax: The Dreadnoks will be dreading us when we step into the ring with them!
Smash: They won't be ready for these Real American Heroes!
Ultimate Warrior: They will be smashed to bits like a building being reduced to rubble from a WRECKING BALL! WRECKING BALL!
Demolition and Ultimate Warrior together: WRECKING BALL! WRECKING BALL!
Gene Okerlund: (The Ultimate Warrior and Demolition are still chanting WRECKING BALL!) So there you have it! Demolition and The Ultimate Warrior intend on taking it to the Dreadnoks as we make our way to the ring. Back to ringside!
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The Dreadnoks VS Demolition and The Ultimate Warrior part 2by HammerLord240 views
Zartan!
skamd12 1 year ago
Torch is my favorite Dreadnok. Gotta be the Australian accent.
vigo894 2 years ago
Awesome Job!
Freakzilla25 2 years ago