The Long Lost Space-Logs of One Admiral P. Halkett

Proof that some things are best left lost in the farthest reaches of space...

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• space
• logs
• home
• movies
• acute
• blunt
• physical
• trauma
• glass
• smashing
• bone
• gnashing
• entrails
• splashing
• hapless
• grandmother
• and
• psychotically
• over-caffeinated
• child
• HERE'S
• JOHNNY
• BLAAAAAARRRGGGGGG

[ranchdressing]

...um...who the fuck is this hilarious kid?

[MrTennek]

@ranchdressing Admiral P. Halkett.(or should I say, 'FORMER' Admiral P. Halkett)

I thought that much was obvious from the title.....

[samusco89]

Fuck... humor comes in strange forms. Why the fuck are you not famous yet?

[MrTennek]

I don't fucking well have the faintest fucking clue...

Fuck.

[thizda]

OH GOD...HE TRANSFORMING!....

Meanwhile, a fatman was puking on a driveway drunk, unknown that he was going crazy smashing stuff for no absoloute reason whatsoever, while the granfather was cooking pancakes optimus prime ate a pancake and blew up the house.

The end.

[MrTennek]

The greatest story ever told.

[biasbastard]

Patient 557 was a particularly extraordinary case. Based on records from past institutions, he suffered from a severe case of hyperreality upon viewing the original "Star Trek" television programme. He perceived the events of the series as broadcasts on live television. The unhealthy obsession manifested into a delusion that he was the captain of a vessel similar to that of the Enterprise. This recording is an example of one attempt to exercise disciplinary measures on one of his "crew members."

[wickedfeylady]

Does David Lynch direct your home movies?

[Ebrainiac1]

Am i incorrect in assuming that no other viewers of this video assumed the title to be referencing cylindrical sections of a material derived from the main body of a photosynthesizing coniferous organism?

[steveharley0345]

Hapless grandmother indeed.

[TimM676]

there is something irrefutably hilarious about seeing a boy smash a pilow with glass breaking sound effects

[doommetaldoom]

I AM GORON THE MORON! *puke* man you'd be my best play mate if I was a kid ;p yes I was put into a asylum and a slam for quite a lot of my childhood, never took the meds though

[SpitfireBoy86]

Life would be so much better with sound effects like that in actuality.

[DumbTomato]

This video is art in it's purest form.

A great journey of sadness, happiness, friendship and self discovery.

I feel inspired. I feel like a new person born anew.

This is a day to remember.

This story is one to treasure.

The greatest work mankind may have ever witnessed.

[PyrotechnicsGuy]

This video has inspired me to begin life anew and move to Alabama where crap like this can be tolerated by the populace.

[OneCorruptedSoul]

Colonel Jac0BZzzz231

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Memory Leak, all other data has been lost.

M13X-12

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Found while searching a spacecraft shuttle that with a dead man with a holotape.