Joe The Plumber (Original Song)

Written and sung by the president of the fat, white guys who hope to someday make more than $250,000 a year party -- me, Ryan Welton.

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Joe the Plumber
c. Ryan Welton 2008

V1:
His name is Joe
Joe the plumber
He's good at fixin' pipes
He's good at patchin' leaks

He wants to buy
into the business
but he's hesitant to try
until he speaks ...

BRIDGE:
To the Messiah
Barack Obama
... and from their conversation
what are we supposed to think?


CHORUS:
If we work and we succeed
And we gather all we "need"
Then the government will gladly take the rest
And spread the wealth to the poor
who won't be poor anymore
Leaving ordinary Joes to clutch their chests

Uh, oh, ah, eek ...

Workers Revolution
It's a wealth redistribution
All the Marxists in the room shout Hallelu

Repeat, hum, gasp, do the chorus again and a little soft shoe at the end ...

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• joe
• the
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• barack
• obama
• john
• mccain
• biden
• sarah
• palin
• tax
• plan
• presidential
• election

[saron380]

ah a year to the day this was posted....love it still

[soonerryan2000]

Thank you! :-)

[Jeetman63]

WOW! This is an excellent song and message. Great job man!!

[soonerryan2000]

Thank you! :-)

[lillygirl12]

you are an amazing song writer and piano player :))

absolutely love ur song :))

[soonerryan2000]

Thank you, lillygirl12 :-)

[BeauJames59]

Were you able to get any facts in there, for instance how Joe the Plumber would benefit MORE under Obama's tax plan?

[BeauJames59]

Oh, another misguided "Fact Fan"............don't you know facts have nothing to do with the cherished Free Market Fundamentalists and Reagan worshipers?

[friar124]

Wealth "redistribution"? How's the current "distribution" working out for ya? 80% of all the wealth created since Reagonomics was adopted has gone to the top 5% of the wealthiest Americans. Who thinks that stupid shit is ok? Dogmatic idealogues, that's who. Whom. Whatever.

[eshelle12]

This song is great. I had my American Heritage students listen to it and discuss the idea of wealth redistribution. Thanks for sharing this :)

[PAHStudios]

hey man, great song :) can you put the chords / tabs up, that would be great :)

the guy from denmark

[guba2giba]

intro is epic

is joe, joe the plumma

[guba2giba]

nice song

i dislike joe the plumber though

i like the chorus..

[nofranken]

That was great fun!

By the way, to the whole class envy crowd, if all small biz / sub-S profits over 250K are highly taxed, you will stay small. You need that just for retained earnings / inventory / working capital, etc. High taxes means small businesses cannot create more jobs.