Update On Hair Loss

People have been asking me how my hair's doing. Well....

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• mr
• pregnant
• funny
• fun
• redneck
• bald
• hair
• loss

[MajorMelon]

booger, did you do crappy at school? just wondering...

[BoogerBoyMeister]

I did pretty good, but I sucked at math. I had a 99 average in Science.

[Paulchac2]

dude im really emotionally sick about this hair loss shit. I used to have a beautiful Hollywood quality hair but now of whats left of it, its so thin that it curls up like a black mans hair. I WANT HAIR DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!

[St0nedent1i1ty]

Dude, booger. Hair transplants can be bad, leaving scars, needing multiple surgeries and leaving you more anxious. It looks ok combed how it is, though i would say when you think you can, shave it down with the clippers, or shave it with a blade. It will give your more confidence,standing tall because you delt with it. Hair loss sucks, shaving it is the next real choice.

[MoNeYinPHX]

@Rob23 I don't have a "scientific" explanation but stress or other stimuli interfere with cell growth for your hair.

[Rob23]

@MoNeYinPHX How did that happen man? I thought when a bloke starts to go bald, his hair is on a slow road to goodnight vienna?

[MoNeYinPHX]

@Rob23 No. I'm the first person in my family to go partly bald. But my hair grew back.

[oceanboy1993]

get on some hemp protein. my hair got noticeably stronger within a couple days.

[Rob23]

@MoNeYinPHX Thats not always the case, usually men go bald, because of male pattern baldness MPB - which means they are following in the footsteps of their father.

if your going bald - due to the fact your father is bald, no stress relief tablet on the planet will help.

[RussX5Z]

Your hair really isn't that bad. 

[carson0524]

"My ass hole grandpa was bald" lmao

[americanfook]

have u tried bosley yet?

[kennycthonic]

Don't worry about it too much Booger! You'll still be cool with or without hair!

[androlier]

are those your real teeth??