Confessions of an Area 51 Employee ("Agent Cooper")

DISCLAIMER: I am not, nor ever have been, an employee of the federal government. All claims made about myself and my experiences in this video, are entirely fictitious.

TRANSCRIPT:
Now, the story I am about to tell you is probably going to sound very strange. Stranger than most of what I've already told you throughout the course of my videos. During the course of events I must not divulge, I recently came into contact with a man whose government entity I cannot divulge either. Now, however, this same man is a mutual acquaintance of the famous motion picture director David Lynch. In fact, I can probably goes as far as saying that they are friends to a certain extent. I cannot verify his entire story, but, at the same time, I have no reason to doubt him. But he said that the character on the early 90's television series, Twin Peaks, the main character, Agent Dale Cooper, was in fact based on him, that David Lynch more or less used him as a source, an inspiration for the basis of the FBI agent. In fact, from here on out, I will just refer to this man as "Agent Cooper" [audio glitch] to simplify things. Apparently, "Agent Cooper" and David Lynch were boyhood friends. However, sometime during the late 60's/early 70's they lost contact with one another and did not meet again until a chance encounter in the mid 80's. From what I understand, this chance encounter was partly the inspiration for the development of the Twin Peaks series. Now, the show's primary purpose was still an artistic endeavor on Lynch's part to create an entertaining television series. However, from what I understand, this - under this "Agent Cooper's" urging, Lynch infused certain codes and secret messages pertaining to different things he had learned from "Agent Cooper" - and they are scattered all throughout series. At one point in the series, Project Blue Book is referenced. And I am sure, as most of you know, that Project Blue Book is popularly believed to be the military's investigation into the thousands of UFO reports during the 50's and 60's. However, this was only the government's cover story. The true purpose of Project Blue Book was to test the general public's perception and reaction to UFO reports and sightings, and to use the data gleaned from this study as a means to maximize the effectiveness of using such UFO stories to manipulate the population. And from what I understand, this is the point Lynch is trying to make when he uses the element of Project Blue Book in Twin Peaks - he's using it to show that there is a greater evil, if you will, behind Project Blue Book. For those of you have not seen it, there are at least two dream-like sequences throughout the series in which the character Agent Cooper encounters a dancing midget. To achieve the midget's bizarre vocalizations, Lynch had the actors phonetically speak backwards so that when the sound was reversed, the dialogue would be semi-understandable English, albeit with a strange and otherworldly quality. However, this was also code that, when you reverse certain scenes in Twin Peaks, secrets that the real-life "Agent Cooper" revealed to David Lynch will be revealed. From what I understand, scenes with David Lynch himself playing the character of Agent Gordon, when reversed, his dialogue is particularly latent with secret messages. Now, while "Agent Cooper" did not explain the meaning behind most of these messages, he did say that they would be understood by those who needed to know the information. However, he did say that the last - the very last line of dialogue in the series, "Where's Annie?" - which is repeated over and over again - was a reference to "Project Annie", a hypothetical, top-secret opperation during the 70's to lace smallpox vaccinations with cancer-inducing elements. This would lie dormant in the vaccinated's system until they reached middle age. After the infectees died, this would essentially leave a population of younger, easier-to-manipulate "orphans" (hence Orphan "Annie") for the shadow government to usher along as chattel. Obviously, this opperation was never actually realized (thank goodness). However, I understand that it is still on a back burner, and that's what the "Where's Annie?" line in Twin Peaks is in reference to - where's Project Annie? Is this still going to happen?

That is all the time I have for you now.

I look to speak to you in the near future. In the meantime, godspeed.

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[ZeekWolfe1]

This guy needs to stop smoking. I can't understand a word he is saying.

[dreamlandnightmare]

@ZeekWolfe1 I've never smoked anything in my life. And if you have trouble understanding, please click the "Show more" option for transcript.

[rickyandbeaushow]

next time talk without balls in your mouth

[dreamlandnightmare]

@rickyandbeaushow Next time, read the transcript.

[Flykidzink]

This Stupid Uncreative Dick!!!!!! How are we susposed to believe you! If you dont want to get tracked down and thrown in to jail for telling info about are 51 then why you have a youtube account?

[nuronn888]

usless audio

fix the fucking thing,what were you thinking?

[roachy333]

Twin Peaks....I've found references to kaballah, the ancient mystery religions, freemasonry, tree of life/death, ritual magick etc...all of which are the basis of the 'elite' and their beliefs....yes we're ruled by an elite who are demonically possessed and they farm us for our psychic energy....primarily the bad energy, which is why the planet is such a shit house of suffering. That's Laura's story also...she is a fix for the demonic entities! Hey make that 'garmonbozia' to go...

[roachy333]

It's....How's Annie....not Where's Annie?!!! As anyone who has seen the show would know.

Yes Project Bluebook is mentioned in the series....but I prefer the alternative Project Bluebeam as a more fitting description and imo Bluebeam is still a work in progress...hence all the awful Hollywood crap that are passed off as movies, but are basically just brainwashing on the alien agenda! Bluebeam is all about staging a fake alien invasion to fool the masses...and imo it works in theory!

[musiccabin]

@dreamlandnightmare well i guess people who are really interested wouldn't need people telling them to click on the "show more" botton~ :)

[ZeekWolfe1]

@dreamlandnightmare You want me to watch your video? Okay! You tell me to click the "show more " option. Why should I? The are no spooks carefully monitoring every thing this "Agent Cooper" says. You give the character a raspy, computer voice simple for dramatic purposes. It's been done before...you need to freshen the act.

[ThoughtWave64]

Why? Why even bother with making this waste of time video...lmao?

[Roadracer987654321]

Can They Improve the Sound ?