Australia - Invade New Zealand Tv Ad

Australia - Invade New Zealand Tv Ad.

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[WellDoneHumanity]

It's too bad the majority of people watching this video has turned it from a funny sketch to an online fuck fest over patriotic dickheads...

[joshyhamilton1]

I cant believe this argument is happening. The ANZAC's are best of friends, we have fought and died together in a lot of wars. Yes its true, the Aussies would kick our ass in a war but guess what, Australia is a wealthier country with a much larger population so what the hell do you expect? People also need to realise that NZ is a very peaceful country and have no need for a large army, it is mostly a peacekeeping force.

[John Conrad]

i laughed way harder at that then i should have

[AdolfShicklgruber]

You kidding?

You seriously want to deploy the Samoan navy to intercept asylum seekers in the Indian Ocean?

Not only would the the Australian navy have to keep fishing Sri Lankans from the water when their over-packed fishing trawlers sink, but they'd also have to start rescuing Samoan sailors when their attack canoes overturned in a stiff breeze.

[John Conrad]

>our Navy can't even fish out all the asylum seekers

easy, we get our islander Auxiliaries to do it for us

[John Conrad]

but New Zealand has infantry, and a navy.

they have a formidable tinny boat with 5 guys in it

[AdolfShicklgruber]

Gee, sounds like you put lot of thought into this.

Why would Australia want to join any kind of political or economic union with a bunch of failed states and tiny banana island republics whose only exports to the West are loutish rugby players and juvenile delinquents?

Our navy can't even fish out all the asylum seekers drowning in the Indian Ocean, yet you want us to assume the defense of most of the Pacific Ocean as well?

Gillard should make you her new foreign minister. You're stupid enough.

[jesminhn]

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[AsterCalibur]

lmao typical Australians. 

[Peter Sims]

Seriously if you can't take this as a joke then your a bloody knob. Love from the kiwi living in Australia.

[Balerion theBlackDread]

yes, "apparently". it really is "apparently", because 23million people per the area we have, we're definitely not.

and only racists say "fuck off, we're full".