How to Use a Ruler

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[Joeztoothbrush]

How many things can you get wrong? First the imperial side of the ruler is equal to 1 foot and each mark is equal to an inch, secondly the metric side is equal to 30 centimeters and 100 centimeters is equal to a meter. So the small lines between centimeters are called millimeters. Also a kilometer is 1000 meters and the system is not done by 12 it is done by 10. Third you can't fucking measure an atom with a ruler they are to small for the eye to small. Same with molecules. Fourth those three h

[ThioJoe]

@Joeztoothbrush No sir you have it wrong, the Angstrom unit was invented by Richard Feynman in 1944 specifically for measuring atoms, and he designed the ruler himself! I have my sources cited right in the description.

[cghersen]

I'm sorry, but your explanation is totally inaccurate and misleading. First, each number on the inch side indicates ONE INCH, not one foot, as you say in the video. Secondly, there are not 1000 marks on the metric side of the ruler, there are only about 300, since the ruler only extends to 30 cm. Furthermore, each small mark is a millimeter, not meters or centimeters as you say. If you are going to make a video about math, it has to be a lot more accurate than this one!!

[ThioJoe]

@cghersen As you see in the description, I've cited all my sources for this information and it is 100% infallible.

[rasheedahrene]

IM DUM DONT KNOW HOW TO USE A RULER THAT RULER LOOK LIKE U WIPE UR ASS WIT IT

[ThioJoe]

@rasheedahrene Some people actually don't know how to use rulers I'm just trying to help them out.

[theawesomeness983]

Rulers can hurt people so use them carefully.

[xmatias91]

I love how people think he is being serious.

[seduktiv001]

Why not just show your penis then teach us how to use a ruler...

P.S.

You're hot! 

[MrBossman70]

r u retarded

[mattfreedom2002]

@Joeztoothbrush hahahahahahhahahahahahaha you absolute fucking retard! you seriously must be so fucking dum if you think this video was serious. you're american right?

[Expertsonpc]

Fuc* you!

[lyfsux2]

dude, you seriously are getting closer to getting caught about piracy. I'm going to try double your internet speed and see if it really works.

[ifuckednatalietran]

only americans have not seen or used a ruler

most of them thinks a ruler is a contraceptive device

[notrandom2]

Dude, you are fucking evil... and this is pretty funny.

[schumerthd]

you are a troll sir. I tip my hat to you. I have seen a few videos of yours and I say sir you have a way with words. most of the videos are half way believable but this one wasn't you start out with a lie that is obvious to all but a child. S sir you have failed to explain a ruler, but you will remain a troll.