Video Entry for the 'Calm-A-Sutra of Tea' Scholarship
Written and performed by:
Ben Campbell and Zach Lieberman
Directed by:
Nick Laurant and Ben Campbell
Lyrics:
callin' all my homies all around the world
I got a boilin' hot invite for you all to unfurl
keep your schedule free for friday, its going to be insane
now, you seem a bit confused, so let me explain
This town is ground zero for a jamboree
But leave the alcohol at home because we all drinkin' tea
Its a tea party baby and I got yo' sugar
I got a trunk o' junk from a crunkin' monk made in Srinagar
I got some fresh yerba mate so we can party all night
I also got sri lanka stuff, both green and white
We can sweat out our toxins
drinkin' tea on the rocks in
a house fully stocked
with the best of the lot
I got whatever you want
Now drink up, cause you gaunt
You better quick while its hot
cause while The tea party is goin'
and we all drinkin' while we flowin'
we got more what we showin'
whether youre ready or not
Now we're rollin in Benzes
with Camellia sinensis
boost my natural defenses
listen while I represent this
E.G.C.G white black oolong, green tea
you don't have to pay no entrance fee
Just gather up your white cells and take a seat
This teas entrancing get lost in
oolong so good its like frostin'
(breath) and we drink green don't spend it
so not much money its costin'
And though these words are exhaustin'
I serve them like Robert Frost's kin
(breath) sure I rhyme but I won't quit
Drinkin' more tea than Jane Austin
Don't think that I am accostin'
I'm tryin' to help your defrostin'
Were like Colonials V. Brits
cause Were dumpin' more tea than Boston
Welcome to the upper canopy
of great tea drinkin' majesty
and if you're drinkin' tea with me
and I can be your tea emcee
then just a cup is all you need
I got more cups than Wayne Gretski
then look at my marquee, you'll see
my guarantee of jubille
and two degree's of botany
and potpouriee mixology
I'll brew you tea with acai
to help boost up your immunity
and I'll get you some fresh hawthorn tea
to lessen pains from heart disease
and to The Scarlet Letter, please
That books got less hawthorn than me
E.G.C.G white black oolong, green tea
So back up off of this, F.C.C
Cause Teas here to stay, to help you and me
im thirsty
star2559 2 years ago
pretty epic
bricksarelove 2 years ago
that was pretty amazing
thealtonaddiction 2 years ago
Good luck Ben!!
spazzygurl663 2 years ago
Clever, very clever...
smit900 2 years ago
nice job ben!
HeHeHe545 2 years ago