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Yo, jealous Obots!

People are really coming together for Larry' scampaign. I can't wait to be a Congressional page!

So here's Larry's next scampaign ad. Real estate magnate, blogger, and imagined friend of clandestine government agencies Mr. Citizen Larry Wayne Bells, blogger and Uma Thurman wannabe Ms. Cow, and doctor and once deep pockets Elsa Pederman formed a musical group to perform Larry's theme song. They call themselves Doc and the Dildo Duo. I think they chose that name because Ms. Cow and Mr. Citizen Bells may want to go on tour, sort of like the Indigo Girls, but the doctor has other commitments. (I hope she commits a big, big check to Larry.)

Larry's got a lot to be proud of, and a lot to say. I thought he should say it in a couple of ads, but he wanted to get his message out fast. I told Mr. SincLIAR that a lot of his supporters are seniors, and they may not be able to read that fast. Mr. Sinclair told me that his supporters are the brightest, most quick-witted, critical thinkers on the planet, then burst out laughing. I guess he was overjoyed having such intelligent supporters.

So check out the ad. Oh, and when I get to Washington with Mr. SincLIAR, I'll try to get him to get you Obots amnesty. I mean, your not really that bad.

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Comedy

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• sinclair
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