Dumb Noob #3

Dumb Noob makes friends with Aasiwat9753 and moan on the forums about the name changing + photo update.

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Hi, I am Dumb Noob, and this is my friend Aasiwat9753. We are on the forums ranting about the worst updates in roonscape ever! Thats right! The worst updates ever. Yet again you failed to satisfy the P V P ers in runescape which is like 95% of the community anyway.

Hi all i'm Aasiwat9753 and i'd just like to say to everyone that watched me on the special jubulex camera the other night about me being banned and such, well I made a special video response to Mod Mark Gehard and he accepted it. It will be out soon, don't worry, but that shows im better than you all out there, all you high level guys that got banned for RWT when you say that you did nothing and it didnt show evidence and such well looks like you lot were actually breaking the rules since I only used an auto typer and I did not get banned woot. Anyway, this is like the shittiest update i've ever seen! Change it back FFS. We want Old herblore back, I cant even buy my guam herbs in the G.E. not even at max price.

Yea, all these pieces of leaves or whatever they are are like not even buying in the G.E. its like so unfair jagex, you always have like the first priorities for skillers. And now you made it so that skillers can peekay people at easy 1 hit KOs it shows that you made the game too easy for the rich skillers again jubelix. Skilling is like easier money making than 76K ing its so ridiculous. While us poor meleers have to rely on lucky drops. Jagex listen us! We are representing 95% of the people in roonscape.

Do you know how much 99 herb-lore from 50 is going to cost? Well take a guess. Its 1 billion geepee and thats just to much fucking geepee, I did not even know that existed.

What the hell is 1 Billion?

I don't know, must be something communist, like how the jublex is with their Grand Scamming Exchange and trade limit. We want freedom! We want freedom! We want freedom!

Yea! We want freedom! Jagex, seriously if you do not change this update there will be like millions of people at your doorstep by tomorrow labelling bricks with "D bow Special" on them and throwing them through your office windows. You will lose like all of your income and your whole staff will be trying to find new jobs, but they can't find any good ones i bet because you don't need a degree to go into jablex you just need to be their friend or do very special favours for them, thats how my dad joined them.

Yea whatever, anyway this new photo thing is a mess too, you can't even put your in real life pics on it, jagex it isnt that hard to change the forum style to that. Are you scared to see how menacing we look or something?

Yea and it shows all the rich people taking pictures showing off in their mint condition phats. Now when everyone will see my tyras helmet as my picture avatar people would probaly think i am a noob and not even see my posts at all just because I look like a low level when im really like one of the more elite players of the game.

So anyway Jahex you might as well make Herblore part of combat too since they can make like the super dooper potions of the RS which make people hit like 10 times more i heard. My friend like took one step into edgeville PVP world with protect melee on and got KOed by like 50 D clawers in one second, and he lost like his whole bank wealth that day. Its all your fault jagex! My mum is calling me to go to bed now so I gotta be a big boy and listen to her and when i get up tomorrow this shitty update had better be removed or else. Toodles.

Yea my mum is making me go to the mall with her to help her chose nice clothes, bye bye.

Category:

Comedy

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• xtranormal

[vip3r1152]

you think runescape is made for pking? well its not if rs had a vote more people whould picking skilling and questing over pking

[MusketPower]

its a joke lmao, its to highlight the whinning noobs always wanting old wildy back.

[LoopyAlex]

lmao nice XD

[MusketPower]

thanks :)

[MusketPower]

People comment please :)

[razzar53]

@Vip3r1152 '76king' owned the shiiiiiiiiiiit out of skilling so yh...... (Just a correction)

[scrymaster]

Rated 5 Stars... seriously, describes it

in one word.. legendary :D

[dehoerenclub15]

ahha xD