Britain's funniest footballer? Funny football story - you decide

Restore your faith in football and footballers! Marc Bircham is a former QPR, Millwall and Yeovil soccer player. He's certainly not John Terry. He is in the Guinness Book of Records as the only man to have scored for a country, Canada, before he'd even visited it!! As you'll see from this clip, he doesn't sound very Canadian but he has got to be one of the funniest football players and sport stars out there. Funnier than David Beckham or Ronaldo or Messi or Kaka that's for sure!! This is his story about a 25 ft snake, it's not as rude as it sounds but it is v funny.

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[MiniMarshmalow139]

lol x i love this guy xx

[QPR263532]

We love u Bircham!

[qprMatt230]

@YTFCGIANTS Shut up you fucked up gypsy lol

[rmclancy]

Bullshitting Cunt.

[IAMQPRNUTTER]

Legend!!!

[YTFCGIANTS]

wanker

[QPRburton]

yeah QPR!!!!!

[tuscan4thwallcity]

Great stuff!!!! What a bloody nice bloke to give that python "options"! Also love the bit about it "attacking the lads" at half time!

[cutewolfgirl2]

LMAO

[TheReubenmilne]

Utter genius. Check out 1:58 in particular re. giving a snake options.