Ultra-Cheap Action Figures: Little Wizard, Fight Club

Keep mewling kids out of your hair for five minutes with these extremely low-cost action figures, each blatantly ripping off various popular media franchises!

First up there's Little Wizard, a frightening creature created by smashing the main characters from Harry Potter together. We shall call the outcome Harmioron, and we shall avoid eye contact with it at all times.

Next, according to the packaging, is a Fire Rescue Emergency Hero. But in reality it's a maniac in a balaclava who's tooled himself up with some miscellaneous items he found in his garage.

The fictional Fight Club Submission Championship is represented by "Loco" Gonzalez, ostensibly a hard-as-nails fighter but actually a loose collection of mangled body parts stuck together by a mad god. We're not 100% sure which god, but by the looks of Gonzalez it's one of the more unpleasant ones from the Lovecraft mythos.

And just because we haven't suffered enough, Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat joins the team as a generic ninja with a lot of oddly coloured weaponry. Good for him!

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[HaCk1nGI5g0od]

I spent 2 minutes on my phone rewinding and pausing the video to find out the message which is infact true

[Drayhl98]

The message said "there's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message only to find out it doesn't actually say anything of intrest"

LOL ;)

[CharmieKid]

Really? That seems more like a MK4 Sub zero In my opinion.

[belo77o]

WHAT IS THE MESSAGE. and where is it

[moneymandate]

Fight Club: The cheapo MMA toy line that is also a line of gay porn-star action figures

[RedRoseTheNerdy]

Lol, this video always cracks me up

[Themaniacnextdoor]

the dollar stars where i live are worse. they have my little pony knock offs that look like real horses with makeup. its really freaky.

[ahighbalckguy]

5:11

[LtLuckey]

viewer 114,999...

Also, can you fuck it?

[SakuraAvalon]

That, 'Sub Zero' looks like a blue Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden.

[DWhoFan2011]

The Samurai Warrior is VERY similar to my one only thy have different faces and my ones arms are compltely blue

[AccentedGamer]

i used to hve he first toy there...