Dirty Dorms (Are At CSU)

A song, to the tune of Billie Jean (michael jackson) about the gross dorms at Colorado State University. Inspired by the Lovely Cali Campbell

Lyrics:
Dirty Dorms (are at CSU)-to the tune of Billie Jean

Verse 1
This place is more like a cesspool than a dorm at school
I said I hate it, why must I have to live here a year
Whose job is it to clean this dump?
This place is so nasty: whose job is it to clean this dump?

2nd verse
They told me our rooms are deep cleaned after each school year
Then why are there weird stains on the floors and the ceilings?
Whose job is it to clean this dump?

Bridge
People always tell me be careful what you touch!
Don't go around licking the stair railings
And mother always told me disinfect the handle on the door
Be careful where you step 'cause there might be a used condom on the floor

Chorus
Dirty Dorms are at CSU
Don't live in Braiden, Newsom, Parm or Durward Hall
You'd be much better off in Aspen
Should I live in Westfall?, no you'd be much better off in Aspen

3rd verse
For forty days and forty nights
I was sick with the flu
Drug resistant bacteria live here
It's definitely something to fear
Whose job is it to clean this dump?
So take my strong advice, just remember to wash your hands twice
(wash your hands twice)

4th verse
Can you see that soap scum in the shower?
Insects crawl in almost every hour
It smells like mildew and dog poo
Where is the air freshener?
Whose job is it to clean this dump, baby

Bridge
People always tell me be careful what you touch!
Don't go around licking the stair railings
Avoid those water fountains and using the silverware
Beware of food poisoning
Hand sanitizer you should definitely bring
Chorus

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• CSU
• Colorado State University
• Billie Jean
• Michael Jackson
• dorms
• karaoke

[kalai131]

nah its not your dorms, your immune system is weakened by all the injections you got since you were born in America. you are way too paranoid about small stuff.

[Bijou1946]

@kalai131

wow...what an odd comment. im not being paranoid...i was just having fun making a song for a friend. geez

[bettypro]

@kalai131 omg, this is so true, my son had chicken pox at 4 months and ever since then I have had to stop the pediatrician from giving him that immunization at least twixe in his 12 years ,...Poor kid!

[bettypro]

im sorry , you'd be much better off ...then I cant understand what u say....cute song tho...specially with the flu phlem still lingering in your lungs...damn flu...