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Monty Python's - Life of Brian (Stoned to death...)

- Matthias, son of Deutoronomy of Gath...
- Do I say yes?
- Yes.
- Yes!
- You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord. And so as a blasphemer you are to be stoned to death.
- Look, I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was: "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah."
- Blasphemy! He said it again! Did you hear him?
- Yeah! Yes, we did! Really!
- Are there any women here today? Very well... By virtue of the authority vested in me...
- Oh, lay off! We haven't started yet!
- Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone, come on!
- She did! She did!... He did! He did! He did!
- Sorry, I thought we'd started.
- Go to the back.
- Oh, dear.
- Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
- Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah".
- You're only making it worse for yourself!
- Making it worse?! How could it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
- I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" once more... Right! Who threw that? Come on! Who threw that?
- She did!... Him! Him! Him!
- Was it you?
- Yes.
- Right...
- Well, you did say "Jehovah"...
- Stop. Stop. Will you stop that? Stop it! Now, look. No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Do you understand? Even... And I want to make this absolutely clear... Even if they do say "Jehovah".
- Good shot!!!

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  • What the hell is the movie's name? If you are reading comment and you know it, please write a comment.

  • It's written in the tile, my friend, "Life of Brian". :-)

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  • wow, i'm a christian and i think this movie is absolutely hilarious, it's not blaspheming God, it's just making fun of the time period

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  • how stoned are you? this is hilarious!

  • lol Jews.

  • It's Yahweh.

  • Why is John Cleese so hilarious?

  • @dennisjhead *bombards you with stones*

  • Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah JehovahJehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah JehovahJehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah JehovahJehovah Jehovah Jehovah

  • @FinSwe94 I think the men pretending to be women pretending to be men have issues :D

  • Are there any women here today????

    no no no no

    lol XD

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