Monty Python's - Life of Brian (Stoned to death...)
- Matthias, son of Deutoronomy of Gath... - Do I say yes? - Yes. - Yes! - You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord. And so as a blasphemer you are to be stoned to death. - Look, I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was: "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah." - Blasphemy! He said it again! Did you hear him? - Yeah! Yes, we did! Really! - Are there any women here today? Very well... By virtue of the authority vested in me... - Oh, lay off! We haven't started yet! - Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone, come on! - She did! She did!... He did! He did! He did! - Sorry, I thought we'd started. - Go to the back. - Oh, dear. - Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we? - Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah". - You're only making it worse for yourself! - Making it worse?! How could it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! - I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" once more... Right! Who threw that? Come on! Who threw that? - She did!... Him! Him! Him! - Was it you? - Yes. - Right... - Well, you did say "Jehovah"... - Stop. Stop. Will you stop that? Stop it! Now, look. No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Do you understand? Even... And I want to make this absolutely clear... Even if they do say "Jehovah". - Good shot!!!